I was out at tescos, the wife was in. Knock at the door from 2 young lads "erm, is this your RS Turbo luv?"
Our lass, it's the other halfs why,
for sale like? spares or repair like?
Our lass,why would it be spares or repair?
"well it's got no front bumper"
Our lass, thats because he's talikng the engine out as it's fucked. then he made a load of balls up about selling double glazing (we live in a council house!) I thought it was nowt.
10 mins later I'm back and in the kitchen making a sarnie and here's 2 lads sat in a car covering my drive looking and pointing at my car, I goes out to see them and they fuck off!!!
Now I know they can't steel it as it's got no engine but what the fuck are they up to????

 

bit shifty that is.

is there any other parts on it that they fancy robbing?

 

Hate it when shit like this happens....as you dont know what they are upto!!

 

Introduce them to billy the baseball bat when you see them next

 

get ready to stove their heads in,fookin thieving twats.

 

It's a totally standard looking RST but all me tools and half the engine is in the boot

 

P.S, I'd defo smash the fuckers if I caught them in it!!!!!!!

 

I'd get the bits out of the boot to be on the safe side then put it on stands so they cant push it away

 

Take all your bits out and install a security light, cheap and a great way of putting people off

 

Take the wheels off it.

 

As a few have said, be on the safe side and remove anythign valuable. Always be careful with this kind of thing!

Also Id quickly remove the hubs etc... and put it on stands so theres no way it can go anywhere without you knowing about it.

 

What car were they in mate? ill keep me eye out get them rove out of it if i see it lol i had a bit of bother last year cheeky fuckers trying to steal lead off my bay window and then tried to steal me golf lol

 

fukn scumbags,when i was 17,i had a mint red s2,and constantly people pulling up outside my dads drive in xr3i`s etc looking at it

got me real paranoid,,,,,,,,so much so i swapped it for a suzuki swift gti.............worst car i think ive owned

 

take the wheels off mate

 

as said before...take anything valuable out of it and take the wheels off it!! good luck for tonight, you probs wont be able to sleep now...

 

get alot of your mates n ave a big piss up, if they cum bk they r f*cked if n they dont u sud ave had a gd laf

 

Exellent idea, Adam tell Donna to crack the secret vodka stash open and ill be round in 10

 

Id smash fuck out of them, theving little pikeys!! Trouble with takeing the rims off, they can then easily nick the brakes etc!!

 

get all the stuff out of it!

 

Remember that mate!
also seem to remember you chased them with your lucky baseball bat!!!!!!!

Hope it's nothing to worry about but I've removed everything of value anyway

 

from now on mate keep an eye out as your missus has told them its not working they might just sit back and wait for you to fix it then bish bosh.......
as said above your gonna need a security light and maybe a crook lock now........

 

Im glad there is no cctv in the street, I must have looked a rite lunatic

 

It's got 3 alarms and 3 immobs, it takes me 10 mins to start it!!!
I'll just start blocking it in with my other car

 

what was it he said to ya ginge as he fooked off "fook off you fat c**t" pmsl

 

As a was running after him i shouted "see this ill break your fucking legs" he replyed with "course you will ya fat cunt" as he made good his escape on his bmx alot quicker then i could run, im not even fat

 

This happened to my brother a few months ago some lads pulled onto my nanas drive in a corsa and were looking at my bros cossie then a few days later there was a golf with big fancy wheels on stopped at the bottom of the drive until my brother went out to see what they wanted they drove away. The cossie didnt start it had no battery on and was blocked in every night, then a few nights later when he came home from work it was gone.

So keep an eye on it mate there are a lot of d""k heads out there!!

 

adam you can borrow me dog to sleep in it

 

Make no mistake - someone wants it

 

Ha ha ha thats mad mate lol.

 

fucked engine or not the twats will still steal it.

 

get a security light with a chime on there on ebay,

 

is your car still there?
did any thing happen to it?

 

Dreaming lol

 

ive got a disk lock, parking post n a chain round the tow eye to a ancor plate, 2 splot lights n 2 cams, the lil c*nts tryed robbin my escort on xmas day
when my hand is fixed im gonna put my over parking post in

 

dont think because you block a car in behind others its safe... if they want tht car they will break in to all the other cars and move them!

they did to steal my mates car and in the process the other cars rolled into min on the road and wrecked my car! :@

 

fuck me its got more alarms than my bloody bank................

 

I could followed home many years ago in my saph, 4 yobs in a mk3 cavalier parked up on the road outside my house so I went out and asked them what they wanted and one replied"just looking for a road" I said "which one" he then replied "ere ere melrose place" at the time it was a program on telly lol
never came back tho thank god..

steve

 

My mates dad is a joiner and one night he heard some noises by his van, looked out and two lads were nicking his ladders. So he dived out and started chasing them up the street, got about 50 yards before he realised he was stark bollock naked.

 

wire it up to a high voltage transformer - just don't forget the next time you go to open it

 

It was still there this afternoon when we drove past, even saw a little head pop up from the enigne bay when we beeped

Most of the people in me street think im mad as fuck anyway, them all being woken at 4.30am by me shouting & running up and down in just a pair of shorts waving a baseball bat about just confirmed it

They would think twice about taking it when something that looks like it has closer genetic links to a lion than a dog is sat on the back seat like