Is there some mystical power which transforms u into a proper IDIOT, once u place the helmet over ur head? was coming out of asda last night and there are 3 of them waiting at the zebral crossing doing burnouts they were all staring at anyone who`d acknoledge them, i think they got the picture and left when they looked at me and i shook my head calling them twats DEAR......OH DEAR.....OH DEAR

 

I had one come carving up along side me at a set of traffic lights, looked over at my RST, shook his head, tucked down and started to blip the throttle!

must have got past him about 1/4 of the way through first gear!
not the fist time thats happened either!

 

LMAO!! that is seriously funny, being looked down on in an ERST by some little moto-x helmet, feet on the back peg, hairdryer rider

 

i used to turn in to a tit on my moto- bike but mopeds are just embarrsing,just wait a year and get a fookin car!

 

this was probably you at 16 too

 

They Crack me up one tryed to get ahead of me at the lights and as he was turning he lost control and fell of his moped lol . And was raining at the time when i went passed him he looked at me and i just shook my head lol

 

was he ok? did you not think to stop?

 

I hate scooters but dont always assume as they are going to be shit slow.Amongst other things one of my mates has one which I is highly tuned and bored to 180cc with nitrous !! It embarrases a lot of bikes and cars at the traffic light grand prix.I woundnt want it on my mind but he loves it just for the fun of it

 

There were a 'crew' of them in Seaford that had put blue neons under them, i laughed soooo hard everytime i saw them.
I then waited a year and bought a 1.6 escort, and made them ride for they're lives!! lol.

 

Woah, you trebble hard bastard with a 1.6 escort

 

Yhhh he was ok he got straight back up lol and drove off lol

 

I've currently got a ped just for nipping about in London traffic, in the city they are great fun and quick getting you from A to B during rush hour imho

Mine does 88 miles on a couple of quid, costs me 15 quid tax a year and twenty quid insurance, I don't have to worry about paying for parking or parking tickets. There is no such thing as caught in traffic, you can't go wrong with one imho
Getting caught on a speed camera is an ambition rather than a problem.

Its such cheap transport in the city, I really can't fault mine other than having every 16 year old who thinks they are rossi trying to find out if their hair drier has more watts than mine

 

Quadruple hard bastard as he had blue neon's

 

my dad had this outlook when he had a landrover.

my mate has a moped so i raced down a long straight road on my push bike and beat him

he could only get 34 and i got 38mph

 

we've all had peds,generaly its your first taste of independence and petrol engines,unless you lived on a farm,trouble is they are just to slow and that makes you take chance's pulling out into traffic,that plus the rageing hormones and impressing the young girls outside the school gates,those were the days...................

 

No I havn't

I was sensible - I got a propper bike when I hit 21 and went for Direct Access

 

Me to i just waited and got a car

 

oh dear......what did you all do if you didnt have a ped at sixteen,plus you waited till your 21 for some action,not much to brag about there boys.......pretty boreing if you ask me........

 

No, i didnt, i needed show them they should have spent the money on a decent car, thats why i got the scort. lol

 

Decent car and escort 1.6 - you having a giraffe?

 

who gives a fuck, should of run the cunt over!

you would hate it here mate, fuckers are EVERYWHERE

 

i was the same at 16, just waited to get a car, couldnt care less if i was walking! couldnt think of anything gayer than screaming at 30 on a step through!

Just remembered there is one that drives past my house everyday as he works up the road, and its got your typical 680Db fart can bolted to it.. and he keeps dropping the "twist and go" throttle so its sounds like hes got gears! lol, dont mind about the noise, cos it makes me laugh every day!