little xmas rhyme for ya!!!
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little xmas rhyme for ya!!!
Twas the night before christmas
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty
even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass
id just settled down
for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
i heard such a clatter
i sprung from my piece
to see what was the matter
Then out on the lawn
i saw a big dick
i knew in a moment
it must be saint nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
i knew in a moment
the fucker had fell
He filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
he rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch
blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
piss on you all
and have a hell of a night
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty
even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass
id just settled down
for a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn
i heard such a clatter
i sprung from my piece
to see what was the matter
Then out on the lawn
i saw a big dick
i knew in a moment
it must be saint nick
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell
i knew in a moment
the fucker had fell
He filled all our stockings
with pretzels and beer
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer
he rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart
the son of a bitch
blew the chimney apart
He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight
piss on you all
and have a hell of a night
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