Originally Posted by Chip

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories
or more, I'm free

I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them
tonight!!

AMATURES DONT SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG
MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF
UP!

What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, a 6
dollar burger!

You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your
nugget box!!!

Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in
9.9 seconds. There was so much special
sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line.
What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the
big ones

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find
out?? You're brave.

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Bull shi ass hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!

You almost had me?...you never had me, you never had your burger. your
granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter,
and replace the ONION RINGS YOU
FRIED.

You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch!

Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that
bun!

When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours?

Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me
out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT
WAS RONALD!!!

I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the
play-place, I stay on mine.


Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

Pop the bun.
Pop the bun?


that is one hell of a way to spend $.10

Bryan-He was in MY shake!
Dom - Now I'm in your shake!


I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days
before Taste Wars wouldn't they?

Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But
If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To
some people thats more important.