Truck Driver
07-01-2009, 04:56 PM
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Truck Driver
i posted this in the muppet room, but i thought some of you in here who are too scared to go in might like it 
A lorry driver is on the A41 going to chester zoo with 10 monkeys, they're destined for a new attraction. His truck breaks down just a few miles away and he's worried that if they're not there on time he'll loose his job, so he tracks down a citylink driver who's passing and asks if he'll take them to the zoo. "no problem says the driver, its on the way!", so the driver chucks him a hundred quid for his troubles and waits for his recovery. about 2 hours later he see's the driver coming back down the road, monkeys still on the back.
"WTF are you doing?!" asks the driver " i asked you to take them to the zoo!"
"i did said the citylink driver, but there was £50 quid left so were going to alton towers"
A lorry driver is on the A41 going to chester zoo with 10 monkeys, they're destined for a new attraction. His truck breaks down just a few miles away and he's worried that if they're not there on time he'll loose his job, so he tracks down a citylink driver who's passing and asks if he'll take them to the zoo. "no problem says the driver, its on the way!", so the driver chucks him a hundred quid for his troubles and waits for his recovery. about 2 hours later he see's the driver coming back down the road, monkeys still on the back.
"WTF are you doing?!" asks the driver " i asked you to take them to the zoo!"
"i did said the citylink driver, but there was £50 quid left so were going to alton towers"
i thought it was wicked 
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