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07-01-2009, 09:36 AM
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If i know you.....
Please PM me your number. 
Saves me a major headache, my dippy and somewhat retarded bint of a Mrs's decided it would be a great idea for my mobile to spend 3 days bathing in the washing machine! GREAT!
Cheers
Saves me a major headache, my dippy and somewhat retarded bint of a Mrs's decided it would be a great idea for my mobile to spend 3 days bathing in the washing machine! GREAT!
Cheers
07-01-2009, 10:32 AM
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Thats the worst thing, my epic archive of ladyflower pictures has been ruined!!
:-(
hahaha!!
Carlo, PM me Andy's number
I have like 5 numbers on the phone....a big difference from the 300+ i had. All the vital numbers are gone!
Booty calls, Pizza delivery, recovery people. I'll be stranded, sexless and hungry in no time if i don't sort it! lol
:-(
hahaha!!
Carlo, PM me Andy's number
I have like 5 numbers on the phone....a big difference from the 300+ i had. All the vital numbers are gone!
Booty calls, Pizza delivery, recovery people. I'll be stranded, sexless and hungry in no time if i don't sort it! lol
07-01-2009, 10:34 AM
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07-01-2009, 11:01 AM
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Hahaha!
No mate. it went like this......
me "you moved my jeans?"
"yeah, they're goin in the wash"
me "arrgh, you checked the pockets didnt you?" Knowing my phone and money was in them.
her "errrrm YEAH! i do it every time!!"
me "ah, ok"
Some time passes and i don't miss the phone as i needed sometime to myself to relax. Then when i want it, i can't find it. I spend 3 cunting days checking the same places over and over, lifting the chairs and beds up again and again.
I make it clear that the last place i saw it was on the landing, in my jeans.
Slagface disappears and brings me a dripping wet phone.
I launch it as its fucked. Don't say a word, just sulkin' and she kicks off!!
"YOU, should check your stuff before it goes it the wash"
WTF!!!!! "I asked you, you silly tart!!...so its my fault for not checking that you checked when you said you had??"
Fuckin' women, can't beat 'em.....pity! lol
No mate. it went like this......
me "you moved my jeans?"
"yeah, they're goin in the wash"
me "arrgh, you checked the pockets didnt you?" Knowing my phone and money was in them.
her "errrrm YEAH! i do it every time!!"
me "ah, ok"
Some time passes and i don't miss the phone as i needed sometime to myself to relax. Then when i want it, i can't find it. I spend 3 cunting days checking the same places over and over, lifting the chairs and beds up again and again.
I make it clear that the last place i saw it was on the landing, in my jeans.
Slagface disappears and brings me a dripping wet phone.
I launch it as its fucked. Don't say a word, just sulkin' and she kicks off!!
"YOU, should check your stuff before it goes it the wash"
WTF!!!!! "I asked you, you silly tart!!...so its my fault for not checking that you checked when you said you had??"
Fuckin' women, can't beat 'em.....pity! lol
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07-01-2009, 11:40 AM
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hahaha!
You know me and my brutal tongue
ADE- Honestly fuckin' Doris logic!! I can't work it out. Doesnt matter what it is, you know its ALWAYS your fault whether youu have evidence to the contary or not, it doesnt matter does it? You're still always wrong. I don't like wrestling, but i had a real urge to give the splitarse a bodyslam!
Monster- Ahhh you know i love my Dave the rave, just stay the fuck out of my bushes!!
You know me and my brutal tongue
ADE- Honestly fuckin' Doris logic!! I can't work it out. Doesnt matter what it is, you know its ALWAYS your fault whether youu have evidence to the contary or not, it doesnt matter does it? You're still always wrong. I don't like wrestling, but i had a real urge to give the splitarse a bodyslam!
Monster- Ahhh you know i love my Dave the rave, just stay the fuck out of my bushes!!
07-01-2009, 11:50 AM
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Likewise, but i also trust when someone says they have done.
But apparantly, for trusting her, i'm in the wrong.
Nowt a swift dropkick in the minge won't cure!
But apparantly, for trusting her, i'm in the wrong.
Nowt a swift dropkick in the minge won't cure!
07-01-2009, 03:47 PM
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Fuckin spotless! hahaha 
Cam was filled with water, i had to pry the battery cover off...the once slim "after eight" looking battery had ballooned up to look like a bag of crisps!....Keep expecting it to burst all over me and make me look like the fella at the end of Robocop!
lol
Cam was filled with water, i had to pry the battery cover off...the once slim "after eight" looking battery had ballooned up to look like a bag of crisps!....Keep expecting it to burst all over me and make me look like the fella at the end of Robocop!
lol
07-01-2009, 04:17 PM
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i don't know if i know yo uor not
should i just send you a random phone number in case it happens ot be someone you do know?
and yes, sh shoudl have checked them before hse put them in the wash
but don't let hits put you off givei her more clothes to put into the machine with the door on the front
should i just send you a random phone number in case it happens ot be someone you do know?
and yes, sh shoudl have checked them before hse put them in the wash
but don't let hits put you off givei her more clothes to put into the machine with the door on the front
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It's alright, she's got a black eye.....she ony needed telling once! 
And Dojj, i don't want a "random" number
.....unless your hookin' me up with a silicon boosted WWE chick, or givin' me the Honky Tonk Man's number to abuse
And Dojj, i don't want a "random" number
.....unless your hookin' me up with a silicon boosted WWE chick, or givin' me the Honky Tonk Man's number to abuse
07-01-2009, 06:09 PM
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Yeah, course. You was AWESOME in when i watched you in Cardif against Kessler!
haha! Yes yes! Been keepin tabs on developments and setbacks, had me worried it was gonna be broken, keep the faith and get it sorted, you know it will be an animal! Just drop me a PM James
Dojj- Yes, yes i would! lol...i'd buy that for a dollar!
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