There was this Italian, Frenchman and Irishman...
19-11-2004 | 12:00 PM
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There was this Italian, Frenchman and Irishman...
The Italian was bragging "When I finish making love to my girl, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees and she is like floating 6" above ze bed in ecstasy!"
The Frenchman retorted, "Well zat is nothing, when I finish with ze girl, ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick the soles of her feet and she float 12" above ze bed in ecstasy!"
The Irishman laughs at the two of them, "Dats nuttan', when oi've finished riding me bird, I jump off the bed and wipe me knob on da curtain, and she hits the fucking roof!"
The Frenchman retorted, "Well zat is nothing, when I finish with ze girl, ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick the soles of her feet and she float 12" above ze bed in ecstasy!"
The Irishman laughs at the two of them, "Dats nuttan', when oi've finished riding me bird, I jump off the bed and wipe me knob on da curtain, and she hits the fucking roof!"
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19-11-2004 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
And before anyone says it's racist - it was sent to me by an Irish friend 
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19-11-2004 | 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Wahay..
Since your in such a humourous mood over in Ireland, heres a joke thats very apt
Q) What do you call a man with a 2" Penis?
Since your in such a humourous mood over in Ireland, heres a joke thats very apt
Q) What do you call a man with a 2" Penis?
19-11-2004 | 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by justin.e
soz Stu been busy,lets have it then!
Q) What do you call a man with a 2" penis?
A) Justin
20-11-2004 | 03:49 PM
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Nicole,
I was there when it was taken(or at least most of me was )not sure what happened to it...Porkie took some snaps but didnt have a lead for his camera at the time....I was so funny cos Stu was completely panned out
I was there when it was taken(or at least most of me was
)not sure what happened to it...Porkie took some snaps but didnt have a lead for his camera at the time....I was so funny cos Stu was completely panned out
20-11-2004 | 03:53 PM
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I missed that as was outside at the time, just remember Porkie running out laughing and muttering on about Stu, was rather pissed though and can't actually remember what happend, Porkie said it's brobably best i don't know ROFLOL
