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Old 19-11-2004, 12:00 PM
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Default There was this Italian, Frenchman and Irishman...

The Italian was bragging "When I finish making love to my girl, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees and she is like floating 6" above ze bed in ecstasy!"

The Frenchman retorted, "Well zat is nothing, when I finish with ze girl, ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick the soles of her feet and she float 12" above ze bed in ecstasy!"

The Irishman laughs at the two of them, "Dats nuttan', when oi've finished riding me bird, I jump off the bed and wipe me knob on da curtain, and she hits the fucking roof!"

Old 19-11-2004, 12:01 PM
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Old 19-11-2004, 12:10 PM
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And before anyone says it's racist - it was sent to me by an Irish friend .
Old 19-11-2004, 12:14 PM
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That's fooking quality.

Almost spat my sandwich out
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Old 19-11-2004, 12:30 PM
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Old 19-11-2004, 12:33 PM
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she always says Iam such a romantic bastard!
Old 19-11-2004, 12:43 PM
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Wahay..
Since your in such a humourous mood over in Ireland, heres a joke thats very apt


Q) What do you call a man with a 2" Penis?

















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Phil ?
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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
And before anyone says it's racist - it was sent to me by an Irish friend .
Was going ok until this, I dont believe you have a friend, let alone an Irish one
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quality

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Originally Posted by Mike Rainbird
Phil ?
Oi!
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Old 19-11-2004, 12:59 PM
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ROFLMFAO

Just spat tea all over my desk
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she always says Iam such a romantic bastard!
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An oldie but a goodie
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Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Wahay..
Since your in such a humourous mood over in Ireland, heres a joke thats very apt


Q) What do you call a man with a 2" Penis?

















I hope your not avoiding this joke now Just-in
Old 19-11-2004, 03:30 PM
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soz Stu been busy,lets have it then!
Old 19-11-2004, 03:40 PM
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Old 19-11-2004, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by justin.e
soz Stu been busy,lets have it then!
The clue was in my last question.. the one above your last post


Q) What do you call a man with a 2" penis?










A) Justin

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ROFLMAO
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this smiley is so underated
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Cheers Mike youv'e given me a few ideas to try out tonight, well maybe not the last one
Old 20-11-2004, 03:39 PM
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@Stu
now wheres that pics of you and Martin from the piss up at totb
Old 20-11-2004, 03:44 PM
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Justin, I never did see that pic, what happend to it??
Old 20-11-2004, 03:49 PM
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Nicole,
I was there when it was taken(or at least most of me was )not sure what happened to it...Porkie took some snaps but didnt have a lead for his camera at the time....I was so funny cos Stu was completely panned out
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think Mike was getting a little turned on at the time
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I missed that as was outside at the time, just remember Porkie running out laughing and muttering on about Stu, was rather pissed though and can't actually remember what happend, Porkie said it's brobably best i don't know ROFLOL
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Iam not sure Stu even knows...he did wake up with all the laughing god I hope Porkie has that pic
was a good night think I passed out under my car
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APMSL!!


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