2saffs

As title, Im going up there this weekend, and if anyone knows of a decent boozer I can drink in without bein stabbed for bein a cockney would like to hear em

philram

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best learn sign language quick mate...

2saffs

I know, my cousin lives there, was up last month, went to Holyhead high street for a few, and it werent the warmest welcome ive ever had hahaha

philram

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what do you expect going drinking on fantasy island..

tbh you'll get 'noticed' anywhere west of the conwy tunnel, and east of it stay within 10 miles of the coast.. anywere else is deliverance country..

2saffs

Cheers that narrows it down a bit haha, trouble is me cousins a 21 year old bird, and her and her mates are sweet as a nut, but all thier fellas seem to have this look in they eye like I would look alot better on a kebab skewer.
I tried to order a pint 3 times then just left it to the girls, fella "couldnt understand me" hahahaha

Big G

They just find you inferior because youve never fucked a Sheep before

2saffs

Had a few dogs in my time thou lol

f6cus

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just dont speak english infront of them soon as they heard u they start speakin welsh lol

2saffs

Yep had that too, but my cousin can speak Welsh so I know when they are callin me names haha.
I just wanna find a nice quiet pub where I dont have to sit in silence or use sign language, Im gonna wind up stayin down here at this rate, or back in Holyhead with a stab proof vest lol

cozzfather

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best way to make friends with a proper welshie is to loudly say in your chozen rub-a-dub the "Son's of Glyndwr are Gay"

2saffs

Hahahahahahahahaha well if I end up on the recieving end of a Taff kicking I will, but untill then I might just keep that one under my breath hahaha

cozzfather

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sons of glyndwr don't do kickings,they do "other" things to the outsiders

2saffs

Oh ffs Im goin right off this idea now, I thought they were the loonies that burnt down all the holiday homes and got all upset about Wales bein joined to England lol

cozzfather

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does your relative live in a holiday style chalet ??

you'll be fine as long as your wearing your welsh rugby shirt and call everyone boyo

2saffs

Nah they live in a village in Anglesey, all Londoners but my cousins grew up there so are natives really, ill hide behind them lol

cosmagedon

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I do and im welsh, and i know Hollyhead is shite Always say at work we should let anglsey float away, never stops fuckin raining there

Get the train to llandudno, miles better

cozzfather

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everyone i ever met from llandudno is scouse or manc , its funny when a taff says to another one where in wales you from and you tell them and the reply is " fucking scouse boyo".

best place in wales is rhyl, well it is if you want herpes,drugs,knock off fags,dvd's,aggro

i remember one english bloke who was my mates dad at school got killed by a taff cinema owner and bummed killed and chopped up and dumped in clocaenog, they say he was targeted because of his english accent

2saffs

Ahhhh fuck em im goin in, St George can slay the fuckin dragons hahahahahaha