How true is this ladies......
02-11-2008, 01:02 PM
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How true is this ladies......
This is Mrs Lawnsy (Fi) thought i'd brighten up ya sunday with a laugh at this but its soooooooo true lol
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kidseach for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, dolaundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one un scheduled and inconvenient visit per child
to the A & E.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewellry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severeabdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids eachnight and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 16-18 years, eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!
This has had me in stitches
Fi
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and
3 kidseach for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, dolaundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one un scheduled and inconvenient visit per child
to the A & E.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes
for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewellry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severeabdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time
at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids eachnight and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size
and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child's favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear and
what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...
he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 16-18 years, eventually earning the right
To be called Mother!
This has had me in stitches
Fi
02-11-2008, 02:02 PM
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Woman are the ones who WANT kids in the first place and then moan when they have lots of work to do and are not appreciated.
Men don't buy cars and then continually moan to woman about how much work they take
RW
Men don't buy cars and then continually moan to woman about how much work they take
RW
02-11-2008, 02:21 PM
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LOl...come on give her some greaf......she thinks i goto work for the fun of it.....lol
And i even got up with the kids this morning and let her have a sleep in
And i even got up with the kids this morning and let her have a sleep in
02-11-2008, 02:22 PM
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ye while the females stay at home we have to go out & work mich uses that as an excuse lol well iv looked after him all day like iv been sat on my arse all day not running round all day trying to fix & service transits
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02-11-2008, 02:34 PM
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somehow when i call back for a brew or to collect some stuff from garage i always seem to time it with loose women on the telly or "i`ve just stopped!"
my arse
you have no idea women in these times of hard financial pressure how often i am gonna have to go down the pub and drum up business and i cant even claim it against my tax it`ll have to come out of the housekeeping if you want me to put food on the table (that`ll pissed and moaned about cooking!)
my arse
you have no idea women in these times of hard financial pressure how often i am gonna have to go down the pub and drum up business and i cant even claim it against my tax it`ll have to come out of the housekeeping if you want me to put food on the table (that`ll pissed and moaned about cooking!)
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