Your 5 worst movies ever!
16-10-2008, 09:13 PM
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Your 5 worst movies ever!
Following on from reading that other people were also forced to watch a movie called 'The Core' I was wondering what everyones worst films ever were....
My list is as follows....
5. The Core
I notice that they've put some quotes from the critics on there saying how it's 100% exciting and a must see movie. These critics were hung from crimes against humanity
4. Batman and Robin
Even Alicia Silverstone in tight fitting leather couldn't make this crap watchable.....
3. Spice World
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
2. Plan 9 From Outer Space
Oh god.......... So bad it's genuinely funny!!
1. Battlefield Earth
Written by the bloke who invented Scientology........ And made by the people who think it's real.....
Nuff said really
My list is as follows....
5. The Core
I notice that they've put some quotes from the critics on there saying how it's 100% exciting and a must see movie. These critics were hung from crimes against humanity
4. Batman and Robin
Even Alicia Silverstone in tight fitting leather couldn't make this crap watchable.....
3. Spice World
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
2. Plan 9 From Outer Space
Oh god.......... So bad it's genuinely funny!!
1. Battlefield Earth
Written by the bloke who invented Scientology........ And made by the people who think it's real.....
Nuff said really
16-10-2008, 09:34 PM
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I was willing on the Sharks in that film!
Long story.... Basically I have a wife, and 90% of the time we watch what SHE wants on TV....
have you seen john travoltas house..do you really think HE GIVES A FUCK
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl...-8&sa=N&tab=wi
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl...-8&sa=N&tab=wi
LMAO. He still needs shooting for making me sit through 3 hours of that shite
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16-10-2008, 09:43 PM
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first film i thought if, battlefield earth
im a massive scifi fan i remember thinking "it can't be THAt bad..."
fuck me was i wrong
im a massive scifi fan i remember thinking "it can't be THAt bad..."
fuck me was i wrong
16-10-2008, 09:45 PM
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godfather 1 and 2 were amazing when they were new. blade runner was full of new ideas and got people thinking.
remember we're the next generation looking back on the previous generation's movies. perhaps people will look back on the matrix in 30 years time and think "thats shit"
ooooh, i thought of another... CITIZEN KANE
so what if it was the fucking sled, it was still SHIT
16-10-2008, 09:47 PM
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The godfather movies were BRILLIANT!!!!!! the Crow was pretty lame but not that bad..... Blade Runner was an amazing film IMHO.
Agar, not seen the Strangers.... Recent film?
the Crow was pretty lame but not that bad..... Blade Runner was an amazing film IMHO.Agar, not seen the Strangers.... Recent film?
16-10-2008, 10:00 PM
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like 95% of gangster films but just cant get all the hype about scarface, watched it a few times trying to get what everyone likes.
just no real story, deals drugs shoots a load of people gets killed story over.
goodfellas is so much better
just no real story, deals drugs shoots a load of people gets killed story over.
goodfellas is so much better
16-10-2008, 10:01 PM
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In no particular order -
Robin Hood, Men in Tights - The only film where I've actually walked out of the Cinema
Fitzcarraldo - I did a Film Studies A Level and we had to watch it. Shockingly shit.
The Marriage of Maria Braun - As above, and as an indication of how bad it is, this is a quote from Wikipedia "The film ends with a series of photographic negative portraits of West Germany’s post-war chancellors"
Anything with Goldie Hawn, Glenn Close, Barbara Streisand or Angelica Houston. Especially when one of them has cancer.
Gone in 60 Seconds - Way too much 'preening' way way too little driving.
Robin Hood, Men in Tights - The only film where I've actually walked out of the Cinema
Fitzcarraldo - I did a Film Studies A Level and we had to watch it. Shockingly shit.
The Marriage of Maria Braun - As above, and as an indication of how bad it is, this is a quote from Wikipedia "The film ends with a series of photographic negative portraits of West Germany’s post-war chancellors"
Anything with Goldie Hawn, Glenn Close, Barbara Streisand or Angelica Houston. Especially when one of them has cancer.
Gone in 60 Seconds - Way too much 'preening' way way too little driving.
16-10-2008, 10:13 PM
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16-10-2008, 10:22 PM
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Matrix
Matrix 2
Matrix 3
(to be fair to Matrix fans, I didn't even TRY to watch 2 and 3, having lost interest in the first VERY quickly.)
Zoolander (we paid to go to this in the states, but at least I could warn folk off when we got home before it was released here.
Almost anything with Tom Cruise in it, especially Eyes Wide Shut, which should have been called Aye, Right Shit!!
Matrix 2
Matrix 3
(to be fair to Matrix fans, I didn't even TRY to watch 2 and 3, having lost interest in the first VERY quickly.)
Zoolander (we paid to go to this in the states, but at least I could warn folk off when we got home before it was released here.
Almost anything with Tom Cruise in it, especially Eyes Wide Shut, which should have been called Aye, Right Shit!!
16-10-2008, 10:27 PM
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i loved the crow lol .i thought it was a good film ......................... but my mates take the piss out of all the films i like
i love all the fast and furious films
i love all the fast and furious films
16-10-2008, 10:29 PM
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-Donny darko - pure crap
-Kill Bill (both) - pure crap
-the kingdom - I dont know why, i cant really remember any of it, but i know i turned it off
-Some film i cant remmeber the name of but its about a bunch of guys that wake up in a warehouse after being gassed and all cant remember anything, it unfolds that it was some kind of gangster meeting and some of the guys were goodies and some wre baddies. Anyway, it was so bad I watched it, completely forgot it, and watched it again with my mates a month later, only by the end of the film to realise I had seen it all and it was crap!
-most of the other tarrentino films.
JAmes.
-Kill Bill (both) - pure crap
-the kingdom - I dont know why, i cant really remember any of it, but i know i turned it off
-Some film i cant remmeber the name of but its about a bunch of guys that wake up in a warehouse after being gassed and all cant remember anything, it unfolds that it was some kind of gangster meeting and some of the guys were goodies and some wre baddies. Anyway, it was so bad I watched it, completely forgot it, and watched it again with my mates a month later, only by the end of the film to realise I had seen it all and it was crap!
-most of the other tarrentino films.
JAmes.
16-10-2008, 10:42 PM
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Donny Darko - whilst i agree it was a bloody slow movie that i was waitng to end, when the end finally did some i thought to myself "oh actually thats quite good"
Matrix - how is that NOT a good movie? i admit the sequels were turd, but the first? the first has to be up there in the "greatest action and/or scifi movies ever made"
as for not liking tom cruise, WTF?!?! before he turned all mental he was in me GREAT movies.
i mean TOP GUN ffs, who doesnt think TOPGUN is cool as f**k!
Matrix - how is that NOT a good movie? i admit the sequels were turd, but the first? the first has to be up there in the "greatest action and/or scifi movies ever made"
as for not liking tom cruise, WTF?!?! before he turned all mental he was in me GREAT movies.
i mean TOP GUN ffs, who doesnt think TOPGUN is cool as f**k!
16-10-2008, 10:43 PM
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look at them in the context of when they were released. (apart from the crow, that was just shit)
godfather 1 and 2 were amazing when they were new. blade runner was full of new ideas and got people thinking.
remember we're the next generation looking back on the previous generation's movies. perhaps people will look back on the matrix in 30 years time and think "thats shit"
ooooh, i thought of another... CITIZEN KANE
so what if it was the fucking sled, it was still SHIT
godfather 1 and 2 were amazing when they were new. blade runner was full of new ideas and got people thinking.
remember we're the next generation looking back on the previous generation's movies. perhaps people will look back on the matrix in 30 years time and think "thats shit"
ooooh, i thought of another... CITIZEN KANE
so what if it was the fucking sled, it was still SHIT
i hate al pacino and robert de niro,i honestly think they are MASSIVELY over rated and seem to me to only be able to do one character each (pacino is a shouty twat and de niro is quiet and looks funny at people and they think he is scary,thats it!)
16-10-2008, 10:46 PM
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the problem is jim,i remember watching 3 of those 5 when they were relatively new,and thought the same then!i fell asleep during godfather,blade runner just seems to go nowhere,they try for too much atmosphere,and the crow?well its just crap!
i hate al pacino and robert de niro,i honestly think they are MASSIVELY over rated and seem to me to only be able to do one character each (pacino is a shouty twat and de niro is quiet and looks funny at people and they think he is scary,thats it!)
i hate al pacino and robert de niro,i honestly think they are MASSIVELY over rated and seem to me to only be able to do one character each (pacino is a shouty twat and de niro is quiet and looks funny at people and they think he is scary,thats it!)
i must admit that i dont think bladerunner is particuarly interesting (infact i dont like it at all... lol) but you have to appreciate that its vision of the future and concepts were pretty far out there at the time.
16-10-2008, 10:47 PM
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16-10-2008, 11:04 PM
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jeepers creepers !
film starts well , a story line thats a bit scary but believable and then they fook it but having the bad guy as a winged monster . fooking nobs !
film starts well , a story line thats a bit scary but believable and then they fook it but having the bad guy as a winged monster . fooking nobs !
16-10-2008, 11:05 PM
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Phenomenon - So bad, I can never remember its name
The 1st Lord Of The Rings - Boring as hell, 1 of only 2 movies I've fallen asleep in
Son of Rambo - The only other movie I've fallen asleep in
The 1st Lord Of The Rings - Boring as hell, 1 of only 2 movies I've fallen asleep in
Son of Rambo - The only other movie I've fallen asleep in