Couple of wrong jokes *offensive*
02-10-2008, 05:17 PM
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Couple of wrong jokes *offensive*
DIY tip of the week;
A woman is on all fours with cum dripping from her arse and both corners of her mouth. What does this tell you?
Your floor's level.
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Nothing worse than after sex, looking down & seeing that limp used condom hanging off you dick...
Especially when you weren't wearing one when you started.
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Just found out I failed the entrance test at the computer dating agency. When asked what I like in a woman. "My cock" was not the answer they were looking for.
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Women say they are smarter than men as they can fake orgasms.
Men say "Big fucking deal , try faking a whole relationship just for a shag"
A woman is on all fours with cum dripping from her arse and both corners of her mouth. What does this tell you?
Your floor's level.
-----.
Nothing worse than after sex, looking down & seeing that limp used condom hanging off you dick...
Especially when you weren't wearing one when you started.
-----
Just found out I failed the entrance test at the computer dating agency. When asked what I like in a woman. "My cock" was not the answer they were looking for.
-----
Women say they are smarter than men as they can fake orgasms.
Men say "Big fucking deal , try faking a whole relationship just for a shag"
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