cbp

"Machinegunfire"

SHIT!! What the h.ell was that?

Clint: This is the AK 47 assaultrifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy.
And it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it!

Mumbling in the platoon...

Later in the movie..

Good morning men! I thought i´d lead you through this exercise.
Couldn´t find gunny Highway though! I don´t know where he went?

"Machinegunfire"..

"Chaos"

GOOD LORD!! WHAT WAS THAT??

SIR! Thats an AK 47 assault weapon.

The preferred weapon of our enemy!

It makes a very distinctive sound when fired at us, SIR!

Yes it does , dosn´t it!


Heartbreak Ridge...

Has loads of cool ones actually.....

AX Cossie

can you bring me the gun of rambo?
rambo 1 2 or 3?
ive only seen part 1!

lol

dazoriginal

i'ts like a frozen sausage.........


rita sue and bob too.

olek

"rule of thumb? surely you can't do any damage with that? should have been the rule of fist..."

"you can't cross the street if you can't come out of the kitchen!"

the boondock saints also one of my fave movies!!

rs1072

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Ginge

Haven't been on the pc in ages so had time to think of a few!

Martin Sheen I was going to the worst place in the world and I didn't even know it yet. Weeks away and hundreds of miles up a river that snaked through the war like a main circuit cable - plugged straight into Kurtz. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of Colonel Walter E. Kurtz's memory - any more than being back in Saigon was an accident. There is no way to tell his story without telling my own. And if his story really is a confession, then so is mine.

Kevin Costner Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

And the proper quote from Clint

Clint Eastwood I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?


Dustin Hoffman Mrs. Robinson, I can't do this.
Anne Bancroft You what?
Dustin Hoffman This is all terribly wrong.
Anne Bancroft Do you find me undesirable?
Dustin Hoffman Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think, I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. I mean that.

Too many quotes to list!

Ginge

Sonic Boom

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Good Morning Vietnam:

It's 06 hundred hours, whats the O stand for? Oh My God it's early!!

Days of Thunder:

You can't do that! Thats not your car!!
Thats my engine in that Car! I gave him that Engine! And thats what my boys are push'n!!

Bad Boys 2:

Dan Marino should definatley buy this car, not this car though cuz i'm gonna fuck it up!

Nick.

Lewis Prothero: So I read that the former United States is so desperate for medical supplies that they have allegedly sent several containers filled with wheat and tobacco. A gesture, they said, of good will. You wanna know what I think? Well, you're listening to my show, so I will assume you do... I think it's high time we let the colonies know what we really think of them. I think its payback time for a little tea party they threw for us a few hundred years ago. I say we go down to those docks tonight and dump that crap where everything from the Ulcered Sphincter of Ass-erica belongs! Who's with me? Who's bloody with me?
[audience applauds]
Lewis Prothero: Did you like that? USA... Ulcered Sphincter of Ass-erica, I mean what else can you say? Here was a country that had everything, absolutely everything. And now, 20 years later, is what? The world's biggest leper colony. Why? Godlessness. Let me say that again... Godlessness. It wasn't the war they started. It wasn't the plague they created. It was Judgement. No one escapes their past. No one escapes Judgement. You think he's not up there? You think he's not watching over this country? How else can you explain it? He tested us, but we came through. We did what we had to do. Islington. Enfield. I was there, I saw it all. Immigrants, Muslims, homosexuals, terrorists. Disease-ridden degenerates. They had to go. Strength through unity. Unity through faith. I'm a God-fearing Englishman and I'm goddamn proud of it!

Dan16v

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"Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose"

Full metal Jacket

Robmatheson

Reggie? , Who the Fuck is Reggie?

rs1072

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Sonic Boom

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Just starting watching Gone in 60 Seconds on ITV 2

"I'm just gonna get my tool"
"Thats not a tool it's a brick"
"If your gonna use a brick we might as well call prison and make some reservations"

Love it!!!

Rodge.

Picture the scene. Me and Tommy doon the Volley. No problems, and I'm playing like Paul fucking Newman by the way. I'm giving the boy here the tanning of a lifetime. So anyway, it comes to the final ball, the deciding shot of the tournament: I'm on the black and he's sitting in the corner, looking all biscuit-arsed. Then this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fancied himself. Starts looking at me. Right fucking at me. Trying to put off, like, just for kicks. Looking at me as if to say, 'Come ahead, square go.' Well, you know me, I'm no looking for trouble but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with the pool cue and he could have had the fat end of it in his pus any time he fucking wanted like! So I squared up, casual like. So what does the hard cunt do, or so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns around and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, the game was mine.

mince

Another Trainspotting scene


Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect.

rs1072

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DanRSturbo

The entire script of Snatch honestly can't stop laughing when I watch it, and Lock Stock.

"Ruuuunnnnn, gooooo, get to the choppppeeerrrrrrr" Predator

Poncho - You're hit, you're bleedin' man
Blaine - I ain't got time to bleed
Poncho - Oh, fires grenade launcher upwards 4 times "You got time to duck ?"

Perceptor: Ultra Magnus, a customary evaluation of Decepticon capabilities
indicates a distinct tactical deficiency.

Ultra Magnus:In other words Perceptor?

Springer:We're outnumbered..



Perceptoro you think you got through to Prime?

Blaster:Lets hope so, cause if I didn't we're all gonna look like burnt out
toaster ovens.


Optimus:Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost.

Optimus charges through and knocks down or shoots the assembled
Decepticons.

Megatron:Prime.

Prime:One shall stand, one shall fall.

Megatron:Why throw away your life so foolishly?

Optimus:Thats a question you should ask yourself Megatron.


Inquisitor:Execute them!

Slag and the dinobots knock the door down on the inquisitor.

Slag:Excuse me. Slag barges down the door and flattens the inquisitor and whilst he's trapped under it looks to his right and say's "Excuse Me"

Transfomrers The Movie, far superior cartoon film.

kosman

"what you looking at pal?" "you,you cunt" -dead mans shoes