MadMac

Oh dear another piss up thead with a low low tone, nice one Jim

CossieRich

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Less. The bottle of JD that u picked up opened and then downed 1/4 of the bottle in one mouthful. You then asked me to pour you a JD and coke and i said put your own measure of JD in. You filled nearly 1/3 of the fookin pint glass up with JD!!!!! I tried to get you to pour some back in the bottle but you wouldnt have any of it mate. I've never seen anyone wobble on the spot quite as much as you without managing to fall over.

Nikki

Less,,,you think you behaved
well lets see,,,ummm downing someone elses bottle of JD
Poking a finger up my skirt
Walking into everyone and falling on em
Showing everyone ya what should be hidden regions

Maybe not sooo good huni

nice one faye,,,down load it incase I forget what they look like cos they were fooking quailty

ohhh i remember being on the phone to Smit and Dal shouting at me cos Hays phone bill was gonna be HUGE At 1st I didn't have a clue who I was talking to, as I was in the loo and when I come out just handed a phone

CossieRich

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inded we did. i dunno whos phone bill we racked up. I'm thinkin it was Hayley's? Cant actually remeber the reason for callin Smit now. Who cares, it was funny.

CossieRich

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I understand what Jim is saying but to be so blatant about it from about 2 foot in front of her face is just unbelivable. How you didnt get a slap of her jim i'll never know.

Less.

I was amazed I didnt puke to be honest and I do like my Jds

I remember at the start of the evening syaing I would pace myself

Couldnt even get a breakfast on the way home as couldnt find me t shirt so had to go home in the blouse

Less.

Oh sorry to whovever bottle of Jds I downed and if I did anything I cant remember doing

Lou Lou.

keep dreamin




x x x

Smit

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Lou - yeah yeah

Jim - ermmmmmmmm your a worse liar then Lou!

Rich - you rang me up because you thought it would be 'Funny'

top show, i was there in spirit!

Nikki

fpmsl @ going home in ya mums blouse
can just picture you walking into some truckers pit stop for brekkie,,,,sure you would of pulled in there

Less.

The skirt handbag and hat where mine and the shoes

Could have worse I still could have the make up on in the morning

CossieRich

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Where were you anyways Smit. HOpe we didnt interupt you slipping some bird a length. It sounded quite noisy wherever it were

Less: Pace yourself my arse.

Nikki

tell me you took it off before ya went outside in the day light huni

although ya did look kinda comfy wearing it,,,it was the way you kept pukering up all night

Less.

No make up on and left wearing Jeans and normal shoes

Oh and thaks to Faye I think it was giving me tips in how to walk in womens shoes.It was quite comfy the skirt but my legs got quite cold

Smit

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I was at a house warming party! Good friend of mine just got a house with his girlfriend and invited a few other for a drinking session. I was invited weeks n weeks ago, couldn't let him down as he's one of my best mates..hence why i couldn't attend Grant + Traceys party!

When you rang me up my mate was totally shitheaded in the middle of the living room floor proper passed out! we were all using him as a seat while we were playing burnout 3! (house ain't got a front room carpet yet) then he suddenly woke up when i was on the phone to u n started doing wresling moves on me mate who was sitting beside me, was fookin well funny! lol

found an interesting combination of drink aswell......

were drinking Vodka + redbull end of the evening (Stella has been drunk) and Jo (my mates bird who he brought a house with) decided it would be a good idea to put vodka, archers, redbull, blackcurrent n WKD blue into one pint glass! Was a kinda dark green colour!

and to be honest it tasted quite nice, got you fucked quick aswell

Lou Lou.

yeah but even after the tips u still cudnt walk in them

and just found the pic 2 prove u walked around all nite bare foot

Less.

I dont dress up as a woman that much

Oranoco

That sounds exactly like my evening Smit

Likewise I was gutted I couldn't make Grant & Tracy's bash. Next time people I promise

Lou Lou.

and u even left ur shoes behind 4 tracey

Less.

I wasnt in very good state in the morning when I woke up and probaly left lots of stuff behind.

Just felt a little rough

Lou Lou.

i think most peeps felt rough cos only got 3hrs sleep





x x x

Less.

Nah was just glad I I didn not go wlakies or lose any parts of my bodie

Which is rare for me

Jim Galbally

i have this vague recolection of having the feeling of "i think lou fancies me"

looking back on it now however...



jees my mind can play some nasty tricks on me after i've had a few beers

Less.

Yep you Jim you woke up

And then said oh what the fuck did I do last nite I can remember it all now

Lou Lou.

was gonna say i know i was pissed but i dont think i put out any signals



x x x

Jim Galbally

lou, i can remember 90% of the night and there weren't any signals from what i rememebr so sounds like it was just me then

oh well at least it gave nikki a bit of a rest from my perving, she'll thank you for that i'm sure

Smit

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Faye wants to know why u ain't replying to her on MSN

Jim Galbally

becasue i'm at work and MSN is on at home!

the fact that it says "jim may not replacy becasue his status is set to away" might be the giveaway

Smit

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it's not 'away' it's 'online'

so your downloading something at a guess.....

Jim Galbally

my PC stays on all day at home downloading stuff yeah...

at the moment its getting the battleestar galactica series, la femme nikkita series, and all the startrek movies...

jesus h christ that makes me sound like a PROPER geek!

Smit

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that's not a very good list Jim

could have put something like.....

'Two 18 year old virgins get fucked' or something like that , lol

Jim Galbally

na smit, i use kazaa for porn not bittorrent

Smit

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http://www.lokitorrent.com/

lot of smut in there....have to register but only takes a minute...

then goto the smut section..all top films + clips

Lou Lou.

u guys r terrible





x x x

Less.

True but we are so damm lovable

Jim Galbally

smit, i'll check it out when i get home



lou, nout wrong with a bit of porn hun

Smit

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Lou - so you've never watched porn???

yeah righto

Lou Lou.

i never said that






x x x

MadMac

What was it on that night? Pure Anal Volume 9

That shark kill surfer dude Dan had more porn on his PC than Smit has wached in his lifetime!

Anonymous

Oh god yeah i remember now ringing smit!!! Saying i was someone called jessica and that you met me from dukes!!! lol How funny!!! My poor phone bill is gonna be fat!!! And I started arresting people!!! lol

Things are slowly coming back to me now!!!

Sorry Nikki about making Dal sleep in ya bed!! Just he has not been well!!! Didn't think he might pass it on to you!!! Well we both have it now!!!!

In fact didn't really remember making him sleep in ya bed until someone said the next day!!! Wondered when i first woke up why dal was in ya bed!!! Thought you were having an affair or something!!!

Surprised someone else didn't share that bed with you!!! But instead slept on the floor!!!!!

Sorry for anything else i did saturday night and don't actually remeber!!!

Hayley (the naughtly police woman )