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Old 24-08-2008, 02:29 PM
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Default Jessica simpson... would u shag her or punch her?!

missus has newlyweds on some of the things she says/does make me wanna punch her! so theres my vote! lol
Old 24-08-2008, 02:31 PM
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both!!
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true actually
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do her all over!
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Punch her then shag her, when she's angry, scared and bleeding, trying to get away from me, yeah, thats how i roll.
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Originally Posted by Coldo
Punch her then shag her, when she's angry, scared and bleeding, trying to get away from me, yeah, thats how i roll.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Old 24-08-2008, 02:35 PM
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Shes a very attractive lady! but thick as shit!
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na, id shag her first then punch her before shagging her again.
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I'd kidney punch her while fucking her, Sound ok?
Old 24-08-2008, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
Shes a very attractive lady! but thick as shit!
you say that like she is in the minority
Old 24-08-2008, 02:37 PM
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I can't remember what she looks like

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Originally Posted by maria
Shes a very attractive lady! but thick as shit!
the original quesion wasnt "would you liie to have a deep meaningful conversation about the meaning of life or punch her?"
she's more than adequate for what most would do.
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id fuck her and her sister..









at the same time..
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Whats she done anyway, I've not seen the news or anything?!
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Originally Posted by bonus_boy
id fuck her and her sister..


at the same time..

Impossible unless you got a 2nd dick.
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shag her. who cares if she thick or annoying... you dont have a intellectual conversation during fucking. or just put it in her mouth
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[quote=Charlie Chalk;3526519]Whats she done anyway, I've not seen the news or anything?![/MTV R now, my missus has it on whilst im on the computer
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Originally Posted by Diamonds
shag her. who cares if she thick or annoying... you dont have a intellectual conversation during fucking. or just put it in her mouth
The mouth idea sounds great
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heres a great comment: Jessica: i love the scent of this candle, What flavour is it? Assistant: its not scented lol
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This thread is worthless without pics.
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Originally Posted by sbd16v
you say that like she is in the minority

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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
I'd kidney punch her while fucking her, Sound ok?
Yeah she should tighten up just nice
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
This thread is worthless without pics.
Ok...




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yes i would
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Shag her, then punch her, then shag her again.
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Originally Posted by maria


Needs some meat on her bones.

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Originally Posted by cossie4i
Needs some meat on her bones.

Steve.

I've got some meat for her
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ashlee..

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Originally Posted by sbd16v
you say that like she is in the minority
afpmsl but you would tho

PS she's in Dukes Of Hazzard... and thats a quality film, well worth a watch

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Its all about the donkey punch!
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I'd slap her found the face with my meat then shag her

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Originally Posted by mk2manic
I'd slap her found the face with my meat then shag her

Dan
Headphones on, check.
naked mrs. simpson, check
one closed fist, check
another closed fist, check
a boner, check

Let the happytimes begin
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Definitely shag her. THEN punch her when she starts to talk afterwards
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I would her and her sister and than gag both for use as female slaves
She very sexy in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoa4eWyW0e4

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Originally Posted by Red16
afpmsl but you would tho

PS she's in Dukes Of Hazzard... and thats a quality film, well worth a watch
No it's not, it's shockingly shit

There's only two reasons to watch it;



And there they are
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Originally Posted by Red16
afpmsl but you would tho

PS she's in Dukes Of Hazzard... and thats a quality film, well worth a watch
only if you are stoned/drunk/braindead/stupid
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Id stick it in her backdoor and smash her face off the headboard.
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Originally Posted by dojj
only if you are stoned/drunk/braindead/stupid
check/check/check/check
and I'd have to say punch and shag in that order
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Skinny bitch .. pah !

lol


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