Which users annoy you on here...?
24-08-2008, 11:19 AM
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alabama hot pocket 2232 up, 455 down
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.
by SWC Feb 4, 2005 email it 4 comments
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The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.
by SWC Feb 4, 2005 email it 4 comments
2. alabama hot pocket 697 up, 223 down
The Alabama Hot Pocket is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a shit into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "Alabama" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Porky Piggin'" the female who has recieved the Hot Pocket. In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. To properly perform the Porky Piggin' follow-up procedure, one must take a massive shit onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode out all over her. By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully Porky Piggin' the girl... repeating, naturally, the action that would normally be associated with screwing a pile of mud or animal trough.
Yeah boy, I gave her a good ole Alabama Hot Pocket. What? No shit I Porky Piggin'd that shit.
24-08-2008, 11:28 AM
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The PF tuner band wagon........
"Oh Karl @ NMS changed my light bulb, he's a hero"
"I love Reyland because Martin serviced my car"
ffs, if its someone genuinely helping out someone else in need then its called for, but if you stick up a post every 2day's saying how so-and-so has done something on your car then you need kicking in the nuts
P.S. none of the tuners above are being slated, I was just using them as an example
"Oh Karl @ NMS changed my light bulb, he's a hero"
"I love Reyland because Martin serviced my car"
ffs, if its someone genuinely helping out someone else in need then its called for, but if you stick up a post every 2day's saying how so-and-so has done something on your car then you need kicking in the nuts
P.S. none of the tuners above are being slated, I was just using them as an example
agree tenfold!!!!!!
24-08-2008, 11:39 AM
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The PF tuner band wagon........
"Oh Karl @ NMS changed my light bulb, he's a hero"
"I love Reyland because Martin serviced my car"
ffs, if its someone genuinely helping out someone else in need then its called for, but if you stick up a post every 2day's saying how so-and-so has done something on your car then you need kicking in the nuts
P.S. none of the tuners above are being slated, I was just using them as an example
"Oh Karl @ NMS changed my light bulb, he's a hero"
"I love Reyland because Martin serviced my car"
ffs, if its someone genuinely helping out someone else in need then its called for, but if you stick up a post every 2day's saying how so-and-so has done something on your car then you need kicking in the nuts
P.S. none of the tuners above are being slated, I was just using them as an example
i agree! Every post from dingys annoying and all nms crew licking each others arse.
And i hate everyone selling a car 'just testing the water' then say dont need to sell it. Obv you do if you gone to trouble and thought about advertising it
24-08-2008, 11:46 AM
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the cunts who post things on threads just to try and get bum licked by every fucker else!
the "speeding is bad, i do 15mph everywhere" people too
an da peeps hu spk in txt tlk
the "speeding is bad, i do 15mph everywhere" people too
an da peeps hu spk in txt tlk
(except Jay
24-08-2008, 12:29 PM
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24-08-2008, 12:45 PM
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