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Old 14-08-2008, 08:07 AM
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would you still?

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O YES
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no man, look at the state of her in her natural state - i mean some of the shots of her in the papers of he coming out of the house early morning, she does just look like a regular bit of council estate dirt.

in her video's she's made up to the eyeballs so then yes i would.

but in reality, no

ask yourself again....

Would you....

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why not!
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Tuck in between the melons...
Old 14-08-2008, 08:20 AM
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She is rough really dont see what people see in her maybe 20 years ago but now her breasts are lodged in her waistline no way, would be like hanging a maggot in a bucket or a wizard's sleeve down there
Old 14-08-2008, 08:23 AM
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You'd need lots of lube... bet its like a Phero's ear
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No thanks, she looks like a dog!
Old 14-08-2008, 08:26 AM
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Old 14-08-2008, 08:29 AM
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She has (OLD) man's arms . She'd have to keep that purple leotard on .
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I'd rather have a wank!
Old 14-08-2008, 08:34 AM
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Yes
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Originally Posted by CossieRich
yep

im told its been so long for you, you'd shag anything with a pulse & somethings without one
Old 14-08-2008, 08:54 AM
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Nope definately not.......well apart from if she wanted to pay me then I might consider it!!!
Old 14-08-2008, 09:01 AM
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Fuckin hate her!!!

Can't stand to her overdone shitty tunes, always pairing up with some poleblower to seem "hip 'n current"


Fuckin' saggy gusset troll!!
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Originally Posted by Neil@FastFord
Fuckin hate her!!!

Can't stand to her overdone shitty tunes, always pairing up with some poleblower to seem "hip 'n current"


Fuckin' saggy gusset troll!!

So is that a yes or a no?






Old 14-08-2008, 09:16 AM
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Wizards sleeve comes to mind!
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Neil never says NO....


NEVER!

Old 14-08-2008, 09:18 AM
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No way! about 10-15 years ago aye, now she looks gross, if you photoshopped the top pic with her carrying some tin foil and a lighter it wouldn't look out of place.
Old 14-08-2008, 09:19 AM
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haha Mike 'n Luke!


Even ME, the 13th Duke of Wimbum wouldn't go near it!

Fuckin horrid!!
Old 14-08-2008, 09:19 AM
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I used to really like her, but everytime you see her now shes always in those god aweful leotards... ewwwwwwwwww!! not a good look for her imo.
Old 14-08-2008, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Neil@FastFord
Fuckin hate her!!!

Can't stand to her overdone shitty tunes, always pairing up with some poleblower to seem "hip 'n current"


Fuckin' saggy gusset troll!!
Couldn't agree more!

I can't actually beleive she is only 49, she looks way older than that!
Old 14-08-2008, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Rich170
Couldn't agree more!

I can't actually beleive she is only 49, she looks way older than that!

sow me a bird whos that age and looks better ?

say what you like but for her age she looks ok, everyone can have a bad photo done

shes almost 50 years old ffs
Old 14-08-2008, 09:36 AM
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sow me a bird whos that age and looks better ?
One word for you...

VORDERMAN!

No theres a woman every red-blooded man would hit many times over.
"Can I have an F please Carol..."

As for Madonna - no chance. Maybe if she put a bit of weight on to hide her bones and veines. I dont wanna see that shit.
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Originally Posted by Ginge !
sow me a bird whos that age and looks better ?

say what you like but for her age she looks ok, everyone can have a bad photo done

shes almost 50 years old ffs

I agree, for her age her face is good, but she shouldnt wear those kinda tops like the pic Nash posted at the top, her arms look like a toned mans and with all her veins sticking out, i mean mine are like that when ive lifted some weights, womens shouldnt look like that
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she looks like iggy pop
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shit forgot about vorderman! she is much better!!!
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Originally Posted by escos-jim
she looks like iggy pop
i think i'd rather shag him to be honest....
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Originally Posted by Nash_mr2
no man, look at the state of her in her natural state - i mean some of the shots of her in the papers of he coming out of the house early morning, she does just look like a regular bit of council estate dirt.

in her video's she's made up to the eyeballs so then yes i would.

but in reality, no

ask yourself again....

Would you....
looks like golum/gremlin.....

skinny wizz head from around the weay lookin for smack.
but hell y not haha. after a few cans of black death tho
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Originally Posted by Kris_23
She is rough really dont see what people see in her maybe 20 years ago but now her breasts are lodged in her waistline no way, would be like hanging a maggot in a bucket or a wizard's sleeve down there
MONEY
Old 14-08-2008, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Ginge !
sow me a bird whos that age and looks better ?

say what you like but for her age she looks ok, everyone can have a bad photo done

shes almost 50 years old ffs


50 years old
http://www.lillianmuller.com/

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i would, tbh honest ive done worst, and just think of the money you would make from the papers, lol
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Originally Posted by Twellsie
i would, tbh honest ive done worst, and just think of the money you would make from the papers, lol
if the women in this bar are not good enough looking you haven't had enough to drink
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Originally Posted by Ginge !
sow me a bird whos that age and looks better ?

say what you like but for her age she looks ok, everyone can have a bad photo done

shes almost 50 years old ffs

My mum is 60 next year, and she looks way better than madonna!
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Originally Posted by Rich170
My mum is 60 next year, and she looks way better than madonna!
Pics or STFU!!
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Originally Posted by Rich170
My mum is 60 next year, and she looks way better than madonna!
so you fancy your mother then, there are laws against that lol


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