Lady coming round what DVD?!!
12-08-2008 | 01:23 PM
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This has already happened
Also said to her do you like kidney beans her reply "Is'nt that some sort of illness why would i eat them?"
Lovely girl though
i dont care how stunning she is, that would drive me crazy in about 15 mins! like actually
to the point of just ripping into her till she left!
Am I a bad person?
12-08-2008 | 01:24 PM
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Gumball Rally - the proper original one
12-08-2008 | 01:24 PM
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better than a wank though aint it
To be honest though gives me a good fecking laugh and she aint like that 24/7 just sometimes comes out with classic quotes...
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12-08-2008 | 01:25 PM
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better than a wank though aint it
depends how good she is and if she uses her teeth
12-08-2008 | 01:26 PM
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depends how good she is and if she uses her teeth
OMG!! You like teeth being used too?!
12-08-2008 | 01:31 PM
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better than a wank though aint it
depends how much thought you give to what film you watch of an evening with your mates before you go home for a wank
Seriously tho, I was out of order with my last post, each to their own!
12-08-2008 | 01:31 PM
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depends how good she is and if she uses her teeth
A gentleman would never tell*....
*She loves it no complaints here
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12-08-2008 | 01:33 PM
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depends how much thought you give to what film you watch of an evening with your mates before you go home for a wank
Seriously tho, I was out of order with my last post, each to their own!
No worries pal I'm normally the same but went a bit dry so thought it beats sitting on me jack jones!
12-08-2008 | 01:35 PM
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Youre all wrong!!
TOP GUN!!!!!
12-08-2008 | 01:39 PM
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top gun pmsl
12-08-2008 | 01:40 PM
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duffers
Youre all wrong!!
TOP GUN!!!!!
if she sees a film with good looking blokes in she will just look at Kris and be disapointed
12-08-2008 | 01:40 PM
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Yeah top gun!!
All girls like the "you never close your eyes, anymore when I kiss.. you liiippss!!"
12-08-2008 | 01:41 PM
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duffers
Youre all wrong!!
TOP GUN!!!!!
That is a low blow!!
If your going to play the TOP GUN card I'm going to play the airplane card...
Rumack : You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson : A hospital? What is it?
Rumack : It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
ORRRRRRRRRR
Roger Murdock : Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur : Roger!
Roger Murdock : Huh?
Tower voice : L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur : Roger!
Roger Murdock : Huh?
Victor Basta : Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur : What?
Tower voice : Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock : We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur : Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice : Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur : That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice : Over.
Captain Oveur : Roger.
Roger Murdock : Huh?
Tower voice : Roger, over!
Roger Murdock : What?
Captain Oveur : Huh?
Victor Basta : Who?
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12-08-2008 | 01:41 PM
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Its been a while, she will be disappointed anyway
12-08-2008 | 01:42 PM
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D O D G E B A L L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grab life by the balls
12-08-2008 | 01:43 PM
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alan12112
Yeah top gun!!
All girls like the "you never close your eyes, anymore when I kiss.. you liiippss!!"
Never seen Top gun so wouldn't know!
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12-08-2008 | 01:43 PM
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D O D G E B A L L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grab life by the balls
good idea lol...
12-08-2008 | 01:46 PM
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its more like a lady man coming round
12-08-2008 | 01:47 PM
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don't all women ask you to explain
Just at the bit where the plot unfolds so you miss it
12-08-2008 | 01:50 PM
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its more like a lady man coming round
PMSL your so funny fella, have a gold star
12-08-2008 | 01:51 PM
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12-08-2008 | 01:53 PM
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If shes as thick as you say - stick on fight club or memento and watch as her head explodes.
12-08-2008 | 01:54 PM
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got a pic?
This was her the other week ready for a fancy dress, Note the white stiletoes
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12-08-2008 | 01:54 PM
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You Need What "happens In Vegas" Think Its On Dvd To Rent Now, Realy Realy Funny And She'll Love It.
Remember! Dont Be A Knock Off Nigel!:dd:
12-08-2008 | 02:00 PM
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cant see the pic Kris only a red X lol
12-08-2008 | 02:01 PM
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cant see the pic Kris only a red X lol
Shite two mins i'll sort it, Has me gold star not come up aswel then?!
12-08-2008 | 02:01 PM
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nice
12-08-2008 | 02:02 PM
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Shite two mins i'll sort it, Has me gold star not come up aswel then?!
yeah that did.
12-08-2008 | 02:04 PM
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nice
Any pics of your beautiful missus then fella?
12-08-2008 | 02:06 PM
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This was her the other week ready for a fancy dress, Note the white stiletoes
Thats a lovely Spongebob poster mate!
12-08-2008 | 02:07 PM
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Oi i love spongebob!!
Its her little bro's room i think/hope
12-08-2008 | 02:08 PM
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She looks better than a wank anyway!
watch 'porn its a family business'
Or essex boys!
12-08-2008 | 02:09 PM
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I wouldnt Kris lol
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Ed_van_dijk
Or essex boys!
she will spend the whole film going...i have been there...i know that place
and you will end up hitting her with the dvd case or putting your coc* in her gob to shut her up ...so a winner all in all
12-08-2008 | 02:10 PM
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Paul Eggleton
Just at the bit where the plot unfolds so you miss it
It's so true that paul how the fook do they expect us to know they are watching exactly what we are watching.Do you get the problem where it's al right for her to interrupt what you are watching but you cannot speak if she is watching something
12-08-2008 | 02:10 PM
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From: Nuneaton
Bucket list, staring Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson.
Will get her laughing and crying, that gets my vote
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12-08-2008 | 02:10 PM
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[quote=DanCossie;3496465]I wouldnt Kris lol
Well we all know that, she doesn't have a penis
12-08-2008 | 02:12 PM
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12-08-2008 | 02:14 PM
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do we?
ok those of us that are aware that Dan likes a bit of
Sorry Dan thats it no more piss taking.
For today....
12-08-2008 | 02:16 PM
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Yeah i knew that but how do we all know that she dont have a penis?
12-08-2008 | 02:16 PM
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p.s i love you (thats the name of the film, i am not after bum fun)
shel be melted by the end of it!