BlueSmoke

I don't get it. Tonight I was having a few drinks with the boys and then it gets ruined by my ex. Basically she owed me £45 for some trainers I bought her on my credit card (as a lon fromt he start), we broke up cause I moved to uni and we agreed it was too much to make it work etc. but she wanted to stay mates so I tried my best and things settled down and were going smoothly for a few weeks. Now she fucked me about witht he money and she's just come back off a 2 week holiday in Ibiza. I texted her saying "Are you back yet? I really need this money. You've fucked me about over it and sold me up shit creek". I got something back to the effect of "F*ck off james blah blah" and ended up getting some really nasty phone calls. On one of them I heard her new boyfriend tellign her to get me to go up there and he'd sort me out. That really made my blood boil cause I know I'd kill him and now I actually wanna. But then she phoned me a couple of times and told me how I've got the smallest c*ck int he world, am totally ugly and am shit in bed!

Whenever I've fallen out with her I've never said anything personal like that shit and even tho I know it's not true (believe me I read dear deirdre in the Sun ) and I know the shit she used to say when I was giving her one it still hurt and put me on a right downer for the night. Cause of this I've felt like shit all night.

I just don't get why girls are like this..... I didn't deserve this shit at all. I could haer that she was with her mates and most likely drinking and they were all fucking laughing etc but there was just no call for this.

At the end of the day I could tell her about how I hated the fact she was a chubby bitch and that when I first met her I was after her mate but I settled for her cause my bro got in first but at the end of the day I feel that if I did I'd be down at her level.

I may just turn up at her parent's house during the week and ask for my money. Fuck the bitch. sorry for the rant folks but I really needed to let that lot out.

Jay

philc

just fooook her sister

BillyCabrio

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Go get the cash from her parents, tell'em she said it was ok - they 'may' give it to you there and then.

Then........tell her a few home truths, she was 2nd choice etc..........

And not forgetting and that she had the rythum of a space hopper filled with water in the sack, that should do it

vroooom ptssssh

mate she prob didnt mean a word of it in truth, she's gettin egged on by her mates to give them a laff an she's bein the "big girl" so to speak to look cool and not bothered, she's prob gutted your no together anymore in truth chin up their all fuckers

Fastmaul

do her mom, and the dad!

It sucks dude! Do you have anything of hers?
if not, just call her boyfriend and tell him everytime he kiss her
it's your cock he's tasting!

Nessie

she probably did it cos shes drunk and her pals were there with her, u always get at least 1 girl actin like that it must have been her turn 2 b cheeky and show off!!!!! if she does it again u should just b cheeky back that should sort it.

escort1989uk

get her on her own for a drink and then bang her one and tell her bloke you were shagging her and get some pics of the situation if that don't work blackmail her with the pics fuck the bitch over

vroooom ptssssh

or bang her then say to her "how does it feel to be used, beat it"

Nessie

james_birch

cool!..but the pics seems good!...post em up in the mens room!!!!!..lol...then call her while your at a cruise! and tell her the homes truths!

Paddy

If you want a few soft southern Fairys to go an take £45 + interest out of her new boyfriends legs, give us a shout

apples24

women are a cold hearted breed when they want to be they can easily jump from one relationship to another and forget the prev, most are sluts, chosen few are honerable (my wife for one )


my ex was the same, us men once we fall in love were doomed, she ruined my life and as weird as it sounds i will never love another women like that again, i love my wife to bits but ya know what i mean, i always hold backa small tad in preperation for the worst, although now after 4 yrs with the missis im a lot better


although i feel better for having being treated like that, as i think i may of gone through life loving whole heatidly and loosing and hurting pmsl

so really she done me a favour

CossieRich

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am with paddy on that one.

She is just bein cruel coz she is upset that u arent together no more mate. Its un-called for but dont let her see that it bothers u. That will wreck her even more. And im sure its not just women that say them sort of things

foreigneRS

give the bitch a dirty sanchez.

45 quid is a lot of money when you're a student - that's at least 2 nights down the SU bar

anyone who says things like that to an ex was obviously not worth having in the first place. get over her and enjoy the single life at Uni.

DanRSturbo

Some women are like that m8, my ex was really nasty to me yesterday, just take it on the cheek and move on.



And then do her sister

starturbo

If she said you have a small C*ck,tell her its only coz she has a pussy like the mersey tunnel.Tell her it was like chuckin a sausage down an alley when you were givin her one. seriously mate she sounds like fooked in the head and well worth stayin away from.What goes around comes around.

Chipperx2

Fook that bitch mate, go watch a Leeds game to cheer u up NOT

I just got a one of my Cd's ( rare CD) of my EX took about 3 months of tryin to get it ack thru her mates, when finally last friday in a drunken state I went up to her house and got it back myself
TBH I think most women are dishonourable untill the fall in love
Then again so are men

Graceland

you need to tell her summat like this

"your pussy is so slack that i had to put my hand inside and wank myself off"

that'll wind her up

MWF

In answer to your question why can women be so nasty it is because they operate on a totally different level to men. I wont bore you with the details but it's do with disposable sperm, eggs, and the whole difference in our reproductive system. It all boils down to she feels she's gotta a better mate and as far as she's concerned you can crawl under a rock and die, been there myself.

As for the £45 is it worth the agro?

Ryan

best mate or sister

adamS2RST

fucking hell some of these replies

CossieRich

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BigNige

now that is a quality put down LOL

Like fastmaul said go to her folks and fuck her dad :P


Also if you dont get your £45 back think of ways of getting it that cost you nothing

Taixs knocking on her door at 3am , 4am , 5 am can piss you off (use different firms though)

A ton of top soil at her folks with the instructions of if we arrent in leave it on the drive/lawn etc

As you can see im clearly not evil muuuuuu haaa haaa

TheBishMan

PMSL

Honestly feel for ya, think it's obvious she's still hurting and the new boyfriend sounds like a prize to$$er but by rising above it you'll be the one she has respect for long after the new fella's gone!

BlueSmoke

I dunno man she was the more willing one to let us go and move on etc and to be honest I would never get back with, even before this. I'm just disappointed that she's chosen to go this route and say the things she said. She showed me a side of her that I never even knew existed. I was tempted last night to get my £45 by going to hers and booting the wing mirrors off her Saxo.

Do like the taxis idea tho!

TheBishMan

It does suck mate but some girls can show their true colours after you break up, just count yourself lucky u got out when you did!!

Sill, revenge is sweet and there are some great ideas up here for ya!!

Sheldy

The sister thing is definitley the way forward BELIEVE me mate hahahaha

Dee

£45 is not worth all this trouble IMO.

If you do fuck her sister or best mate make sure that you tell her how much better they were than her and maybe she should go to them to get some tips, that would really strike a chord

As for her saying about your performance, this is what women will say if they really want to hurt you as they know that most men worry about their size or how they will perform.

Hey, you can't be smaller than this

BlueSmoke

If you guys had seen her v. large sister you wouldn't be reccomending such a course of action! But nah seriously I ain't worried about my size or performance etc. because when you're shagging a girl and she's giving all the "oh my god I fucking love shagging you" etc. then you know she's just trying to be hurtful etc. And as for the tackle, well I don't have pornstar proportions but I know I certainly ain't doing too bad down there!

Just pissed me off that she would say this stuff. I think I'll be doing a yell.com for as many taxi firms as possible near her house this week. Maybe even send them to her workplace lmao

Nath

You want to be happy your rid of the old bag now and not still with it.....

Put her details on every dogging and swinging site you can find, then text her telling her that its now over between you and her Dad as your not into beastality like he is

Oh and also give her one of these:

BillyCabrio

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I see that councelling paid off then!

Dee

I keep getting pop up adverts on my laptop where you enter a mobile number, that phone will then get daily texts at £1.50 each, it would be a shame if one of these had her number, wouldn't take long to cost her £45

BlueSmoke

Pm sent Dee

CossieRich

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Dee

Another thought, do phone boxes still have those cards in them that advertise services?

I'd best stop now as I'm getting nasty

starturbo

Give everyone here her number and we can ask how much for a quickie?

xr-stu

sorry mate, but if id heard that id be straight up to mateys house to give him a quick taste of his own blood

sounds like you just got a asty one mate, fuck all you can do now really. deffo give the new bloke a smack if you see him though.

RWD_cossie_wil

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never cross the PF lot evil mo-fo's the lot of you could just be old fashiond and burn the bitch in her bed

vroooom ptssssh

snap a key in each of the locks in her maxo loosen al wheel bolts right off so their jus sittin on so when she takes off, wheels fall off - everyone creases oot get sticker paul to make her some stickers up bang - crash!!

Pmsfl@Dee that's tiny

BlueSmoke

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