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Old 19-07-2008, 01:40 PM
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Group of about 5 lads, stood out side your house, smoking, drinking...

House party down the road that they come from, you can hear them talking, and one suggests "have a piss on that car, don't go down to the ally way, its to far bruv"

He don't piss on your car as he said he'll wait.

But if he did, what would you do?
Old 19-07-2008, 01:43 PM
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depends if they are bigger than me or not

More than likely not tho, so i'd stick my head out the front door and make it quite clear that i'm watching them! If they cause grief, then i'll set my mrs on them
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Aged between 16-18
Old 19-07-2008, 01:46 PM
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depends if theyre just normal little shits, or scum like out of kidulthood
Old 19-07-2008, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Galbally
depends if theyre just normal little shits, or scum like out of kidulthood

I think they were wannabe's from Kidulthood....


Good film, You seen Adulthood?
Old 19-07-2008, 01:47 PM
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use a catapult and some shards of glass to get the fucker from your bedroom window
Old 19-07-2008, 01:49 PM
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my missus had this problem a while ago, so we wound the staffie right up till she was nearly foaming at the mouth, went out there and said dont move or she will have u!, if only they knew she would lick them to death! not bite them lol
Old 19-07-2008, 01:49 PM
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cable ties & duck tape
Old 19-07-2008, 01:50 PM
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I would tell any lads hanging around my house to fuck off to somewhere else, and if I caught somone pissing on my car I'd prob give them a slap.
Old 19-07-2008, 01:53 PM
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Watch for knives Radders, seriously................
Old 19-07-2008, 01:55 PM
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stand there with a big kitchen knife and dare them, and tell them if they do you will chop it off and stick up there arse
Old 19-07-2008, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by staffi
Watch for knives Radders, seriously................
Exactly!

If it was good ol' fisty cuffs it would be alright.

But no one is bothered these days, they will stab you and leave you to do without even thinking.
Old 19-07-2008, 01:56 PM
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Bucket of water or supersoaker......
Old 19-07-2008, 01:57 PM
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I either point the shotgun out the window

Or Go out with my lovely samurai sword into me garden and say hello

Probably get fucked by the plod either way
Old 19-07-2008, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by blacky.
cable ties & duck tape
yep best method for the rude children
Old 19-07-2008, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by staffi
Watch for knives Radders, seriously................
That is so true, be careful Radders.

Benni.
Old 19-07-2008, 02:05 PM
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probably end up at the house party lol
Old 19-07-2008, 02:06 PM
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Go outside and tell them what's up. If they give you shit shank em blud. Brap brap.
Old 19-07-2008, 02:13 PM
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go out and fuck them off, otherwise they will just take the "piss" lol, on a regular basis, or if you have no balls get the wife to do it
Old 19-07-2008, 02:19 PM
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been there done that; got the police report to prove it. 6 of them sitting on / standing around the wall outside my house at 3am. then decided to rock my car to set the alarm off. i confronted them all with a pick axe handle at the ready, 5 fucked off and sculked away, one thought he'd have a go. i told him to fuck off and went and called the police, then he came to my door and had another go (i had put the pick axe handle away at this point i MUST stress! )
he had one shot, i got a black eye, he got knocked out. LUCKILY his mates stood and watched, then dragged him away whilst shouting at me because i gave him such a pasting. if they hadn't all been drunk it would've been very different i'm sure. fucking chavvy scum always after whats not theres, then have a go at you on your own fucking doorstep GRRR. i'm wound up again thinking about it.


p.s i know it was stupid, but i love my car, i work hard for it,to keep it in nice condition and looking smart and i just blanked off and went mad.
Old 19-07-2008, 02:23 PM
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my old man had this a few years ago, he went out and got loads of abuse from them and some cockey cunt wanted to front my old man to look hard infront of hes mates, i was listening INCASE it went sour,,,,, i then stepped in and told em where to go, all are fine about it apart from the same cunt,, he pulls a blade ( tiny fucking thing too ) anyway i go towards him and get hes " pen knife" against hes neck and tell him again to fuck off,,, chuck hes knife on the floor and go to walk in the house,,, THE CUNT RUNS BEHIND ME ABND STABS ME FROM BEHIND THEN throws some bird infront of me who gets a dig in the mush as my reaction and legs it with a few of hes mates

another mate of mine has a similer thing happen,, he stabbed the kid in the leg then walked away WITH the knife,,,, notice the difference at the end of the story here !!!!
Old 19-07-2008, 02:29 PM
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the kids dont hang arond near my house

not long after we moved in i gave a group of kids a good grilling for running past the house & cimbing the wall on the house on the corner

turned out a couple of them lived there lol still it had the desired effect
Old 19-07-2008, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Charlie Chalk
Group of about 5 lads, stood out side your house, smoking, drinking...

House party down the road that they come from, you can hear them talking, and one suggests "have a piss on that car, don't go down to the ally way, its to far bruv"

He don't piss on your car as he said he'll wait.

But if he did, what would you do?

being totally honest.id simply let the dog out quietly and see who wanted to piss then.
Old 19-07-2008, 02:36 PM
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phone the police and tell them there is a car outside your house with no tax or mot and you'll get a chopper,armed response,dog van and the cheif super allong too
Old 19-07-2008, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by cozzfather
phone the police and tell them there is a car outside your house with no tax or mot and you'll get a chopper,armed response,dog van and the cheif super allong too
FPMSL....
Old 19-07-2008, 02:55 PM
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Such a dodgy scenario in the real world Radders. Morally they need a slap and be made to fook off, but the fact is, whilst your probably well capable in a one on one, even against an armed one on one maybe, can you look after yourself well enough against 5 full size male adults if they decide to do you in? Chances are, like me and 99% of people on here, you cant...

There is the real world answer.


However, that answer above is the one thats allowing all these little fookers to run round causing havoc and stabbing people.
So I officially say call 4 mates round and then pop out and have a 5 on 5 discussion. Thats fair.

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Old 19-07-2008, 02:57 PM
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a baseball bat around anyone of their heads would do the trick Rad, or as Stu suggested.
Old 19-07-2008, 03:04 PM
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Need to borrow a shotgun mate?
Old 19-07-2008, 04:26 PM
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I would defo not go and confront them, with the knife crime the way it is around the areas, it just would not be worth it.

I think the 5 0n 5 is fair tho, but then again its a bad situation.

I'm quite undecided as what i would do, if it was the Jeep, leave it, as i'm not bothered about that, but if it was my Cossie, then i would probs do something stupid without thinking first.
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ROFL @ all the bravdo on here Baseball bats and shotguns - fuck me, you'd think it was a real life Lock Stock wouldn't you?

Truth is this - I bet not one of the people that say they'd walk out tool up or to give a pasting actually would. At least I'm honest when I say I wouldn't do it.

Why? Problem is that 1) you do it from the safety of your upstairs window : lean out and tell em to fuck off, you'll probably end up with a damaged car, and a bunch of busted windows on your house. 2) you go outside unarmed - you get the shit kicked out of you. 3) you go out armed, you get the shit kicked out of you, then hurt with whatever you were arming youself with, and then the old bill prosecute you for carrying a weapon. 4) you do nothing and if you are LUCKY, nothing happens, like in the original situation Rad's explained.....
Old 19-07-2008, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by cozzfather
phone the police and tell them there is a car outside your house with no tax or mot and you'll get a chopper,armed response,dog van and the cheif super allong too
Old 19-07-2008, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu @ M Developments
Such a dodgy scenario in the real world Radders. Morally they need a slap and be made to fook off, but the fact is, whilst your probably well capable in a one on one, even against an armed one on one maybe, can you look after yourself well enough against 5 full size male adults if they decide to do you in? Chances are, like me and 99% of people on here, you cant...

There is the real world answer.


However, that answer above is the one thats allowing all these little fookers to run round causing havoc and stabbing people.
So I officially say call 4 mates round and then pop out and have a 5 on 5 discussion. Thats fair.

I'm not a fighting person until someone does something to me and I see red last night, was about to go out.. Wasn't until I see the lad walk away from my car I didn't. God knows what would of happened if I did though.

As Staffi says too, and with how the little cunts are today, I wouldn't be suprised if one was carrying something.


It fucks me off how they are. I've never been to a house party and pissed on someones car, I've never even pissed on someones car randomly. Nicked a few cones, or house for sale signs yeah. But not someones personal stuff?!
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I usually find hanging outta the window and say the following..... " oi keep the noise down or fuck off b4 you wake my kids up "
Old 19-07-2008, 05:13 PM
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Seriously, 5 youths boozed up/drugged up my age, all street terrorists, unless you 20 stone and a boxer/do martial arts you aren't unfortunately going to get anywhere and shouting at them would probably rpvoke them.

Only thing to do is call the coppers and let them deal with it.
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i would do what any gentleman in a civilised society would do in the 21st century - invite them in to use my lavatory


































not!

the knife carrying is no doubt greatly exaggerated by the media (depending on where you live), but it's a risk these days. but if we all sit back and do nothing it's not going to get any better. i was watching road wars and street crime last night and it's shocking how the police get treated and they have no power to do anything against it. any abuse or resistance in their direction and they should be able to use any force necessary to get a suspect to comply. if you're innocent, you have no need to protest.
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i would go and front them, you do take the chance but thats a risk i would be prepaired to take.

been in similar situations before and they got the message.
Old 19-07-2008, 06:25 PM
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piss will wash away,not worth the risk of a blade in todays shitty world.

mind if they did it here i would 1st be amazed they walked so far,2nd found my house,the benefits of living in the country miles from any towns/cities.
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tell u what i wouldn't do................come on a car forum asking advise from people sat behind there pc's.....................simple to me.......he didnt piss on ur car......have they all gone away without causing grief..????........so let it go baby............
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Originally Posted by dave cos4x4
i would go and front them, you do take the chance but thats a risk i would be prepaired to take.

been in similar situations before and they got the message.
But Dave, your a fooking nutcase.
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