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Old 11-07-2008 | 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by R5FORD
benni havnt you been to the chemist yet

I went there but my printer was broke so I had to pull my pants down. Bare in mind I wasn't sure whether a soft wank would help me sleep so I had to go the toilets first and stiffen it up.

Anyway, after he had finished laughing he gave me one of these.



Seems a little drastic just for a good nights sleep. I'm not too sure. But, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Literraly. Should be asleep in no time, it's turbo powered.

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Old 11-07-2008 | 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
I went there but my printer was broke so I had to pull my pants down. Bare in mind I wasn't sure whether a soft wank would help me sleep so I had to go the toilets first and stiffen it up.

Anyway, after he had finished laughing he gave me one of these.



Seems a little drastic just for a good nights sleep. I'm not too sure. But, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Literraly. Should be asleep in no time, it's turbo powered.

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how much did they charge for the privlage of that turbo
Old 11-07-2008 | 01:13 PM
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They said I pay by the inch? I'm not sure what he meant by that so I really don't know.

I hope it's not too much, I can't sleep worrying about it.

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Old 11-07-2008 | 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
They said I pay by the inch? I'm not sure what he meant by that so I really don't know.

I hope it's not too much, I can't sleep worrying about it.

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was that before or after the treatmentt if before you wont be paying that much
Old 11-07-2008 | 01:22 PM
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Benni its no wonder your post count is so bloody high!!
Old 11-07-2008 | 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by R5FORD
was that before or after the treatmentt if before you wont be paying that much
It promises you a 12 Inch penis, and you pay for the inches you gain.

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Old 11-07-2008 | 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by jb fletch
Benni its no wonder your post count is so bloody high!!
I have no friends.

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Old 11-07-2008 | 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
It promises you a 12 Inch penis, and you pay for the inches you gain.

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going to be a seriously high bill for you then mate
Old 11-07-2008 | 01:29 PM
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pmsl !!!
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Originally Posted by R5FORD
going to be a seriously high bill for you then mate
I'm thinking of fleaing the country. I've had the tape measure out and it must mean feet, because my pillow alone is more than 11 inches.

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Old 11-07-2008 | 01:30 PM
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Done,voted for Becki
Old 11-07-2008 | 01:31 PM
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Also that post just popped my passionford cherry,lol
Old 11-07-2008 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by mk2manic
Also that post just popped my passionford cherry,lol
Congratulations mate. Did you bleed and was it painful?

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Old 11-07-2008 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
I'm thinking of fleaing the country. I've had the tape measure out and it must mean feet, because my pillow alone is more than 11 inches.

Benni.

they will put a wanted poster out for you.. wont be to hard to find you wither.. dont think there are many guys with a 2" cock
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Originally Posted by Benni
Congratulations mate. Did you bleed and was it painful?

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ROFLMAO
Old 11-07-2008 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by R5FORD
they will put a wanted poster out for you.. wont be to hard to find you wither.. dont think there are many guys with a 2" cock
I've just rang him up and asked him did he want me to grow 11 feet and not inches, because I am already 8 foot. He said I was lying, and the biggest he has ever seen is 13 inches. I thought this was strange because who sleeps in an 13 inch bed? I checked my sisters and phoned him back and said that she was way, way more than 13 inches.

He said he is calling the police.

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Old 11-07-2008 | 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
Congratulations mate. Did you bleed and was it painful?

Benni.
Yeah I did,and yeah a bit painful,now I can start being a whore,lol
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Originally Posted by Benni
I've just rang him up and asked him did he want me to grow 11 feet and not inches, because I am already 8 foot. He said I was lying, and the biggest he has ever seen is 13 inches. I thought this was strange because who sleeps in an 13 inch bed? I checked my sisters and phoned him back and said that she was way, way more than 13 inches.

He said he is calling the police.

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Funny as Fuck benni
Old 11-07-2008 | 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by mk2manic
Yeah I did,and yeah a bit painful,now I can start being a whore,lol
You're over the worst now. I don't post unless I have too. But it's your choice.

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Old 11-07-2008 | 02:00 PM
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PMSL... Hahahaha! Oh dear this is turning interesting PMSL!

Thanks guys!!
Old 11-07-2008 | 02:09 PM
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Voted : Good Luck Gorgeous
Old 11-07-2008 | 02:11 PM
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Looking Good..................Your Winning.
Old 11-07-2008 | 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
You're over the worst now. I don't post unless I have too. But it's your choice.

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Don't worry i'll wear protection when I post
Old 11-07-2008 | 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Green
Voted : Good Luck Gorgeous
Thank you
Old 11-07-2008 | 02:53 PM
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I'm surprised chip hasn't asked if becki's paying her traders fees
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Originally Posted by mk2manic
Don't worry i'll wear protection when I post
It can split, wear two.

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Old 11-07-2008 | 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
It can split, wear two.

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Your dad certainly should have benni
Old 11-07-2008 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Rich170
Your dad certainly should have benni
I bit through the rubber.
Old 11-07-2008 | 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
I bit through the rubber.

PMSL!!!
Old 11-07-2008 | 03:33 PM
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benni your a legend !! pmsl
Old 11-07-2008 | 03:45 PM
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I was going to vote for this Becki bird, but sorry, I voted Amy!
Old 11-07-2008 | 03:49 PM
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LOL.
Old 11-07-2008 | 03:52 PM
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I don't think the pic does justice you look a lot nicer in your avatar
Old 11-07-2008 | 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbocabbie
I don't think the pic does justice you look a lot nicer in your avatar
Well at least your honest
I didn't make the post My friend done it for me as My pc kept crahsing when I tried to register so blame him.... Lol.

Thanks for all your support guys
Old 11-07-2008 | 06:16 PM
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voted for becki
Old 11-07-2008 | 08:12 PM
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Thanks
Old 11-07-2008 | 08:25 PM
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Becky H has a pig's snout.
Old 11-07-2008 | 08:36 PM
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it's innevitable that in a comptetition like that you should have at least one token unattractive girl who thinks she's a model but is actually wrong but they've somehow managed to assemble a whole group of them there....

I feel like beating the fuck out of their mum's who must be telling them they could be models
Old 11-07-2008 | 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by JAP CRAP
it's innevitable that in a comptetition like that you should have at least one token unattractive girl who thinks she's a model but is actually wrong but they've somehow managed to assemble a whole group of them there....

I feel like beating the fuck out of their mum's who must be telling them they could be models
So Is this aimed at me as well.
Old 11-07-2008 | 09:12 PM
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anyone else think Becky H's head is tiny?
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