RigPig

Dear Employees:
> It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
> throughout
> the company have been using foul language during the course of normal
> conversation with their co-workers.
> Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
offended,
> this
> type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize
the
> critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings
when
> communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and
Innovative
> "TRY
> SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas
and
> information can continue in an effective manner.
>
> 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
> INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
>
> 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
> INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.
>
> 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
> INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
>
> 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
>
> 5) TRY SAYING: Really?
> INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me!
>
> 6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
> INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
>
> 7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
> INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.
>
> 8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
> INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
>
> 9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
> INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
>
> 10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
> INSTEAD OF: Why the f____ didn't you tell me sooner?
>
> 11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
> INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
>
> 12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
> INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
>
> 13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
> INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
>
> 14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
>
> 15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
> INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
>
> 16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
> INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
>
> 17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
> INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?
>
> 18 ) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
> INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
>
> Thank You,
>
> Human Resources

Mrs T

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Bob I thought thought you worked offshore - so shut the fuck up LOL

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