Dwarf with a lisp...........
18-06-2008, 11:13 AM
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Dwarf with a lisp...........
....goes in to a stud farm,
" I'd like to buy a horth" he says.
"what sort of horse?"says the owner.
"a female horth" the dwarf replies
The owner shows him a mare.
"nithe horth" says the dwarf
"can i thee her eyth?"
Owner picks him up and shows him the eyes
"nithe eyths" says the dwarf
"can i thee her teeth?
Owner picks him up and shows him the teeth
"nithe teeth"says the dwarf
"can i thee her twot"
The owner swiftly picks the dwarf up and shoves his head in the horses fanny,pulls him out and the dwarf shakes his head and says
"perhaps i should weefwaze that, can i see her wun awound"
" I'd like to buy a horth" he says.
"what sort of horse?"says the owner.
"a female horth" the dwarf replies
The owner shows him a mare.
"nithe horth" says the dwarf
"can i thee her eyth?"
Owner picks him up and shows him the eyes
"nithe eyths" says the dwarf
"can i thee her teeth?
Owner picks him up and shows him the teeth
"nithe teeth"says the dwarf
"can i thee her twot"
The owner swiftly picks the dwarf up and shoves his head in the horses fanny,pulls him out and the dwarf shakes his head and says
"perhaps i should weefwaze that, can i see her wun awound"
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18-06-2008, 09:24 PM
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A professor of maths sends his wife a text
"Dear wife,your 54 yrs of age and you can no longer satisfy my needs,so when you get this message i will be in a hotel with my 18yr old assistant,i'm sorry but i,ll be home late".
His wife sends a reply
"Dear husband,your also 54 yrs of age and by the time you get this i,ll also be in a hotel with my 18 yr old toyboy, your a mathmatition so you,ll know that 18 goes into 54 alot more times than 54 into 18so don,t wait up for me".
"Dear wife,your 54 yrs of age and you can no longer satisfy my needs,so when you get this message i will be in a hotel with my 18yr old assistant,i'm sorry but i,ll be home late".
His wife sends a reply
"Dear husband,your also 54 yrs of age and by the time you get this i,ll also be in a hotel with my 18 yr old toyboy, your a mathmatition so you,ll know that 18 goes into 54 alot more times than 54 into 18so don,t wait up for me".
18-06-2008, 09:44 PM
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A professor of maths sends his wife a text
"Dear wife,your 54 yrs of age and you can no longer satisfy my needs,so when you get this message i will be in a hotel with my 18yr old assistant,i'm sorry but i,ll be home late".
His wife sends a reply
"Dear husband,your also 54 yrs of age and by the time you get this i,ll also be in a hotel with my 18 yr old toyboy, your a mathmatition so you,ll know that 18 goes into 54 alot more times than 54 into 18so don,t wait up for me".
"Dear wife,your 54 yrs of age and you can no longer satisfy my needs,so when you get this message i will be in a hotel with my 18yr old assistant,i'm sorry but i,ll be home late".
His wife sends a reply
"Dear husband,your also 54 yrs of age and by the time you get this i,ll also be in a hotel with my 18 yr old toyboy, your a mathmatition so you,ll know that 18 goes into 54 alot more times than 54 into 18so don,t wait up for me".
18-06-2008, 09:52 PM
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Paddy gets stuck with his crossword turns to mick and say,s
"Flightless bird from iceland 6 and 7 letters"
Mick turns round and say,s
"Paddy thats piss easy it,s Frozen chicken"
"Flightless bird from iceland 6 and 7 letters"
Mick turns round and say,s
"Paddy thats piss easy it,s Frozen chicken"
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