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26-10-2004, 08:13 AM
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A funny for ya'll
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* the Death Slide,
* the Wall of Fear,
* the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
* every thing there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her Head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving Husband ordered her :
* a Happy Meal
* with extra fries
* and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the movies:
* the latest Star Wars epic,
* a hot dog,
* popcorn,
* all the Coke she could drink,
* and her favourite lolly, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her Husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked.....
Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f^ckin tulip"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* the Death Slide,
* the Wall of Fear,
* the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
* every thing there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her Head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving Husband ordered her :
* a Happy Meal
* with extra fries
* and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the movies:
* the latest Star Wars epic,
* a hot dog,
* popcorn,
* all the Coke she could drink,
* and her favourite lolly, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her Husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked.....
Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f^ckin tulip"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
26-10-2004, 08:23 AM
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Re: A funny for ya'll
pmsl 
so very true 
poor blokes u just dont seem to get it rite
Originally Posted by Gra
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.
poor blokes u just dont seem to get it rite
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26-10-2004, 11:54 AM
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He should have just bought her a colouring book & crayons it would have been cheaper
.......BUT.......
SOOO TRUE 
.......BUT.......
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong
26-10-2004, 01:09 PM
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The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong
Soooo wrong - Moral of the story when a woman says one thing she means another!
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