rog

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Feel the need for this random post!
Started a new job about 4 1/2 months ago, and one day decided to go to the local burger van just on the next road, first time I had ever been there so I just thought nothing of it, as you do.
Anyway all i can say is everytime I go there now, usually once a week for a bacon/egg roll I am greeted by THE most foxy blonde ever in a pink top.
i have just been there again 10 mins ago for my weekly installment and DAMN she is truely a honey!
(p.s this has been verified by my work collegues also )
Que the pics or STFU replies obviously i would like to get a pic, but haven't quite worked out how to Lol.

Luca

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Say you work as a talent scout for cant cook wont cook

Big G

Weve got a big tittied blonde at ours with a face like a smashed pallet and a fat arse, and I am sure she licks windows as a 2nd job

mad_on_Series_one

so why are you not there every day getting to know her !!!!

Luca

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Our local one is pretty petite but known as "manhands".... no explantion needed.

D19 STE

Just tell her to hold your burger while you take a pic so you can advertise how good the burgers are

Sticky.

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Just tell her you want to take a pic of her baps

CossieRich

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Seriously pics or STFU

dojj

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the burger van here has talent for the cooking

anything else i could not posibly comment on seeing as i go there every day

but big g may recognise the staff there

BlairM

Used to be this total darlin where I went for my lunch, she was the daughter of one of the women that worked in the shop and helped out now and again, massive boobs, and she was 18..

Dan

I COULD NOT agree more!

cabrio zo

lol at 'pink top', like thats relevant

Z

SassyRS

foreigneRS

i once saw an attractive lady working somewhere.....















that's all

aurallis

tell her ul pay her double to flip her burger in private for u.

Rossco

One of the birds who works at KJ`s cafe where the PF Southend meets takes place would get a squirt of special sauce.

timb551

i think i may have seen the same one once

TurboShed

OMG how hard is it to take a photo these days? Come on geezer.

rog

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I'll probably get arrested or asboed from 100 yds of the van.....
There's some right deviants on this board who I'm sure would have no shame!

T3ORA

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ask her if she wot's to try your sausage

Luca

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Its a camera your not waving ya knob in her face

Just pretend your on holiday..... and ask for a picture just like you do with Miguel every summer

rog

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What me and Miguel get upto is none of your business.....

Luca

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cossiegreg1

just pretend your texting or looking through phone.Then take photo.
if she cottons on. just say its a new phone and you dont know what your doing with it.
Then if she offers to help you, ask her how you put phone numbers in the phone book.. you can figure out the rest.

or just try and get a sly pic of her.

JTECH James

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pics ffs!

Thrush

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Always an opportunity for a candid camera phone shot!

MattPym

Strangely his holidays occur the same day every week and always ends up at this one van, I dont think she would notice

foreigneRS

she is fit and works in a burger van - she's hardly likely to be the smartest peanut in the turd

WongRS

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i work opposite a cafe, the one girl who works in there is fit! and there is another young wench who walks there a few times a day to collect butties, and she is truley awesome!

Lee Reynolds

A honey? Shes American then? Or you are? ;cry:

mrjenrst

place where i used to work the buttie van server was called jeff and he didnt have tit's and i didnt want to fuck him but cos he was right outside our place he used to sell us any buttie/burger for a quid. My daily order was a bacon,egg and mush for Ł1 for mid morning snack and a half pound cheeseburger with fried onion's also Ł1 for dinner.
But his daughter used to work there on his day's off and she'd charge us full pop

Moral of the story?

She might have tit's but she charged more

Lee Reynolds

the cafe where we go for a breakfast on fridays has a woman serving there and her arse is the size of a small country! LOL

Kris_23

Go back with a work mate get him to stand in front of the van and say his polish and wants a pic to send back home. Then focus in on this so called "honey"

Saying that just hired a 20year old assistant who's surname is Honey and by god is she a Honey

Little Spikey

Or how about the alternative cant fook wont fook

MattPym

If that's the case then should probably wouldnt notice the camera

Mike1

Did she used to work on the National Express perchance?

mrjenrst

And ply you with drinks and theatrical winks?

foreigneRS

for a sky high fee?

JTECH James

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its hard to get by, cos her arse is the size of a small countryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Coldo

There is about 4/5 burger vans within 2mile of my work, not seen one bit of worthy fluff in any of them!

All spotty, greasy minging old burds