Twellsie

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just listened to one of my answer phone messages, left buy one of my friends in a rather drunken state, it has had me crying, especialy the part when he was talking to his own echo.

What funny ones have you had?

percybigun

LOL at talking to his own echo!

i usually get one (or a few) off my mate every weekend, last weekend he left one at 10.30am to let me know he was STILL in the pub drinking from the night before!

it has me in stitches listening to his messages the next day. they are usually things like "COCK HEEEEEAAAAADDDDDD!!!" or "Pick yer phone up, look are you gonna pick yer phone up, PICK IT UP NOW" and it goes on and on arguing with himself.

or sometimes theres a few of them all shouting "cockhead" and eff off etc. classic!

Rossco

Jap Crap has a brilliant one from when he and his mate Jon were walking back from Colchester, i remember part of it included;

"Mr Milkman can you give us a lift?......... NO?....... Ya mumer was a snow blower!"

Also from the Kiss Dance Party last year Smit sent me this mesage;

"Hi, good to hear from ya. Travelled much? x x X"

WTF

Twellsie

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well my message went some thing along the lines of, hellloooo maaate, where you gone, have you got home alright, are you gonna come back out so we can act like cu*ts, Rich? Rich? no thats not Rich, thats my echo, lol, any way your mrs isnt answering the phone and my phone is broke.

what was quite amusing though is the fact that i hadn't even been out with him that night, lol

l0ubie

i usually get a message from my mate, who is usually extremely drunk!
which is just music and then I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU over the top....

never too sure what the song is suppose to be!!

vinnyvangough

Worst one i heard was a few mates talking amongst themselves and one just pipes up and says, "All i wanna do is bang my nan".
Not the best thing to hear, especially if u were his nan LOL