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Old 22-10-2004, 10:50 AM
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thats what i am worrie about!

keep lookin ver @ it makin sure its still there! the second it iant i am off!
Old 22-10-2004, 10:50 AM
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Fookin hell.


I hate spiders.


Shake the cup
Old 22-10-2004, 10:51 AM
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go put ya gimp suit on so it can't bite ya




assuming you have one, if not, i'll send you mine
Old 22-10-2004, 10:56 AM
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Aaron that is just so wrong!

Nick u want me to send it down to u m8!? or Mel!?
Old 22-10-2004, 10:58 AM
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I was just wondering where the other one is as they usually get packed in parcels in two's

...are you feeling itchy yet?
Old 22-10-2004, 11:02 AM
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hmmm, judging by the pic, i'd say she was pregnant aswell, EVACUATE THE BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 22-10-2004, 11:03 AM
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been feeling itchy for a while nath! bu thats another story!

Few! its gone RSPCA just took it to Bristol ZOO he recons it was 1 aswell!

gunna let us know what the Zoo say!
Old 22-10-2004, 11:04 AM
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How do you know its a "she"? Has it still got its apron on
Old 22-10-2004, 11:07 AM
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that must be a relief, now you just gotta find it's buddies
Old 22-10-2004, 11:08 AM
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PMSL!!!!
Old 22-10-2004, 11:12 AM
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go get a hammer and in the words of MC Hammer


It's hammer time

Squash the fookers

You KNOW they has to be more than one
Old 22-10-2004, 11:13 AM
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thing is though if there was amale & female in abox it takes a few weeks to get ent over form india etc.! so we might open a box 1 time & have a fookin shed load of the lil bastards poor out of the box!

Best believe there will be a Lewis shaped hole in the wall!
Old 22-10-2004, 11:15 AM
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B19-TRB,
Best believe there will be a Lewis shaped hole in the wall!


surely the door would do?!

see... theres one here

Old 22-10-2004, 11:17 AM
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woudlnt be time to open the door!
Old 22-10-2004, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by B19-TRB
woudlnt be time to open the door!
plus he would have to duck anyway

so what did you order then? some foreign vibrator
Old 22-10-2004, 11:21 AM
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LMAO!

No Ran your order has not turned up yet!

It was some cable glands!(big cable connectors)
Old 22-10-2004, 11:22 AM
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black widows rarely are without a partner. Its a definate chance there are more!
Old 22-10-2004, 11:23 AM
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Well lets hope the 1 we found was the female as they kill the males after they got knocked up!

Seems like women r evil bitches no matter what animal they r!
Old 22-10-2004, 12:44 PM
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Male black widows are fooking tiny and can't bite you anyways.



Thats one of the little buggers
Old 22-10-2004, 12:49 PM
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this 1 must of been the female then!

bet the bloke is still in the box dead! am not lookin thoguh!
Old 22-10-2004, 12:54 PM
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if u find another, just give it a kiss
Old 22-10-2004, 12:57 PM
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I'll stick it in a enevelope stu & send it up to u!
Old 22-10-2004, 12:59 PM
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sell the little bugger on e-bay
Old 22-10-2004, 01:02 PM
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I did say that!
Old 22-10-2004, 01:08 PM
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we got a big fookin spider on the ceiling at work in the office

its got 6 six legs tho so not as big - but seeing as i hate spiders its fookin big to me.

arachnophobia anyone?
Old 22-10-2004, 01:10 PM
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Its only got 6 legs??

That aint a bloody spider then mate!
Old 22-10-2004, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by EvilFranky
Its only got 6 legs??

That aint a bloody spider then mate!
Ran got hungry & eat 2 of em!
Old 22-10-2004, 01:15 PM
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maybe someone pulled two of it's legs off
Old 22-10-2004, 01:16 PM
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just checked again and it has got 8 legs so

if i had some beer here i would try and get it pissed
Old 22-10-2004, 01:18 PM
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Y havent u got beer there!?

should always have a ber to hand!

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Lanky - im at work so cant drink

also remembrer what happended when i had a beer last and posted on here
Old 22-10-2004, 01:21 PM
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thata mint! keep it as a pet!!!
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work is no excuse!

not a very good alchy r u!
Old 22-10-2004, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by B19-TRB
Aaron that is just so wrong!

Nick u want me to send it down to u m8!? or Mel!?
Lewis – Mel said if you send that over here she'll put you over her knee again
Old 22-10-2004, 01:36 PM
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eat it... i hear they go well with tomato ketchup
Old 22-10-2004, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by PF NICK
Originally Posted by B19-TRB
Aaron that is just so wrong!

Nick u want me to send it down to u m8!? or Mel!?
Lewis – Mel said if you send that over here she'll put you over her knee again
Promises! Promises!

Old 22-10-2004, 02:03 PM
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fook knows!

i was in the office 7 the boss said come look @ this fooka!
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Originally Posted by B19-TRB
not a very good alchy r u!

its prob why i keep stumbling and falling over


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