Get a video up of him on pf. need to put a face to what sounds like a legend!!!

well.....1 question i have to ask myself.......why always benni ?? :cry::cry:

Maybe he's an easy target?:cry::cry::cry:

thats it always pick on thw window licker :blabla::blabla::cry::cry:

I'll lick more than your windows ...:tiff::cry:

Are you insinuating something about me Dan? :cry::cry:

please dont benni....or i may have to beat you to death with your sponge :cry::cry::cry:

no benni you tool :cry::cry:

He is trying to tell you, you will only ever be good enough for the disabled, his words not mine. :cry:

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I'd like that, I'll have your ball bag squeeky clean in no time. :DD::cry:

no way fella :cry::cry::cry:

someone just said that he should call his bluff, so i put up a tale of what happens when someone calls your bluff and it all goes horribly wrong :sad:

Fair do, its just seemed to have gone a bit ......

I was waiting on story's of how you were both bored one night, so came up with a cure for cancer, but forgot where you left your notebook.

what did i start again :cry::cry:

I know you plank! FFS ASW:tiff::cry::cry::cry:

Anal Sponger Wanker? :cry:

right bitch :furious::furious::furious:

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what part of liverpool are you from ?
if he kicked you in the back nothing would happen because you havent got a spine lol

Whys it always you Benni?

i did do a doodle and experiment with a hydro arb that lifted the wheel that was under less strain so as to keep the car on a more even keel, but that was when i was about 20 so years and years ago
then i discovered that it might not have been that good so gave up :cry:

not quite up to the normal standards of muppetry as found in the muppet room so far :top:

for his tender age of being young, he ain't half had a lot of events going on, if only i was on the internet when i was leading an exciting life :(

Its either Benni, Thrush or Doji, that have these manic lives that get shared with everyone. Difference is, Benni's post arent boring :cry:

Can you not get Jimmy Saville on the case, I'm sure he'll kick this blokes c*nt in!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/im...le_470x347.jpg

and if he couldn't, i'm sure his bouncers would do the job for him :clap:

If I posted everything I did in one day, you wouldn't believe a word of it. Infact my friends always say to me 'If I wasn't there myself, I would sworn it was a lie' etc As my dad would say 'You're not safe to be let out of bed'. ;-):cry:

I can imagine I have allot more fun than most mind. :ban-split:

joys of being unemployed I guess...

You ever thought of becoming a commedian? Join me unemployed. Your jokes where the best thing since sliced bread, but shit, that bread went stale fast. Open a new loaf, or shut the fuck up.

Benni. :cry::cry::cry:

the bloke that shouts abuse at you.... your no better than him...

both scroungerss except he spends the money on drugs lol..

anyway.. typing this on the ps3 is a chore..

Enjoy, I wish I had one.

Benni. :top:

There is only one solution for this Benni!

A transit van needs to pull up alongside him.....the side door opens...a big hairy arm belonging to one of 4 occupants wearing balaclavas needs to rip him into the van, and into the large wheat sack he goes.....tie it up, and on the journey the van must go....to the nearest wooded area (the odd boot into his head on route is optional). Upon arrival to the desired remote location, tie him to a suitable tree, and make him devoid of his kneecaps.

This is the only way.... He won't recognise negotiation!!

benni if this mush is into his drugs, tell him Curtis Warren is coming looking for him when he get back out and he wants his fuckin 125 million

i had trouble with a kid once a local boxer,one day i walked past his house on the way to the shops with my girlfriend and he was in his garden pissed up because his gilrfriend had just dumped him,on the way back from the shops he was stood in my path and wouldnt let me past,he grabbed me by the shirt and i gave him the biggest uppercut hes ever had and he hit the floor like a bag of shit takeing my shirt with him,how good did i feel putting him on his arse,as said on here bullies are only hard when theres sumone to show off to but get them by themselves and it a different storey,even more so if your stood there with a bat hope you get this sorted out and quick

My advice:-

Sneak into the blokes house,when he aint there and hide under the stairs.
wait untill he comes in and decides to go for a shit.
give it five minutes and as soon as you hear the bog roll tear, burst open the door.
stand there and shout

You think you’re a gangster because you take a shit, I’ll blow that shit over your head in a minute’.

then when he looks a little confused, grab his shoulder, pull him foreward, lean over and grab the turd and squish it on top of his head.

then run...


nobody is ever going to go the the coppers and say someone broke into their house and smeared their own shit over their head are they ? :cry: :cry:

oh my days! lmfao

fraser9764, I just nearly spat my beer out reading that :cry::cry::cry: