Marriage....
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Marriage....
What is wrong with marriage?
*David Bissonette **
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. *
*Sacha Guitry **
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. *
**Socrates**
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. *
*Anonymous**
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
*Dumas **
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? *
*Sigmund Freud**
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. *
*Anonymous **
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." *
* Sam Kinison **
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."*
*James Holt McGavran **
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." *
*Patrick Murray**
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. *
*Nash **
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... *
*Anonymous **
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. *
*Henny Youngman **
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. *
*Rodney Dangerfield **
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. *
*Anonymous **
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." *
*Anonymous**
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
*David Bissonette **
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. *
*Sacha Guitry **
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. *
**Socrates**
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. *
*Anonymous**
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
*Dumas **
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? *
*Sigmund Freud**
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. *
*Anonymous **
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." *
* Sam Kinison **
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."*
*James Holt McGavran **
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." *
*Patrick Murray**
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. *
*Nash **
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... *
*Anonymous **
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. *
*Henny Youngman **
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. *
*Rodney Dangerfield **
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. *
*Anonymous **
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." *
*Anonymous**
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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