Torettes syndrome in writing
16-03-2008, 09:11 PM
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I'm not that worried TBH, he'll get knocked off sooner or later with an attitude like that and if he does leave me shitty feedback it will get removed when his account is removed.
16-03-2008, 09:14 PM
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There's no way I would give that C**T the pleasure of completing a transaction with me. I'd mail him back and tell him not to bother sending the cheque.
Or send a reply along the lines of.....
"Of course these fucking lights are brand fucking new, I said they were brand fucking new didn't I? I just hope your fucking cheque doesn't bounce you pikey cunt"
Or send a reply along the lines of.....
"Of course these fucking lights are brand fucking new, I said they were brand fucking new didn't I? I just hope your fucking cheque doesn't bounce you pikey cunt"
16-03-2008, 09:20 PM
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I'll probably phone him see why the attitude then tell him to keep the cheque and because he asked so nicely send him them FOC (fuck off cunty
)I can't think how somebody can write a message like that and think its okay.
16-03-2008, 11:15 PM
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I'd send him some Morette light's made out of cardboard including some hole's cut out for the lamp unit's, or maybe a page containing the word's ' Brand New Morette's ' !
16-03-2008, 11:28 PM
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send him something like that! then cash his cheque and send him some cardboard/knackered ones depending on how harsh you are!
16-03-2008, 11:59 PM
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Don`t sell to the little shit, i`d rather sell to the other bidder for a bit less than sell to that c**t. Either that, or, pack the lights up well with loads of fragile signs then baseball bat the lights.
Whats his username?
Whats his username?
17-03-2008, 12:01 AM
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If get his cheque and I cash the it, I will send the lights out as I wouldn't like it done to me.
but I don't think I will accept the payment.
but I don't think I will accept the payment.
17-03-2008, 12:10 AM
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Id be tempted to go for Christian's reply otherwise, but then you cant really do that running a business.
Realistically just take the payment and dont deal again or tell him stright you dont deal with people lthat talk to you like that. I would and have gone with the latter on previous similar matters.
What kind of bell end thinks they can talk to people like that though!
Would he ring Stu up and say 'You best map my fucking car proper boy or there will be trouble'
17-03-2008, 12:55 PM
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Dear Sir,
Thank you for your message regarding item number.............. MK3 Fiesta RS Turbo MORETTE TWIN HEADLIGHTS *BRAND NEW*
I have passed on your correspondance to my colleagues in (*insert his local area*), I am have been informed that they will gladly discuss the matter with you and promise to get your thoughts on your obvious difficulty in writing polite messages. I hope this is satisfactory,
Regards Det Inspector Daniel (*Second Name*)
What a total arse writing something like that to someone suppling you!
Thank you for your message regarding item number.............. MK3 Fiesta RS Turbo MORETTE TWIN HEADLIGHTS *BRAND NEW*
I have passed on your correspondance to my colleagues in (*insert his local area*), I am have been informed that they will gladly discuss the matter with you and promise to get your thoughts on your obvious difficulty in writing polite messages. I hope this is satisfactory,
Regards Det Inspector Daniel (*Second Name*)
What a total arse writing something like that to someone suppling you!
17-03-2008, 01:34 PM
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Another example of what a waste of skin, bone, snot, shit and teeth, that frequent fleabay these days.
I'd more than happily accept his cheque (if he's old enough to have a cheque book) and THEN tell him you're going to personally deliver the goods to his house..
Chances are old "spunk monkey" will shit himself at this thought and ask you ever so politely to have them posted.
At this point you package the lights up, but stuff the box with Fresh Haddock, which is just on the turn, that way, his fookin house will stink when he gets them!
I'd more than happily accept his cheque (if he's old enough to have a cheque book) and THEN tell him you're going to personally deliver the goods to his house..
Chances are old "spunk monkey" will shit himself at this thought and ask you ever so politely to have them posted.
At this point you package the lights up, but stuff the box with Fresh Haddock, which is just on the turn, that way, his fookin house will stink when he gets them!
17-03-2008, 01:41 PM
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I'm thinking I should forward him the link to this thread
maybe he'll join up and have a rant and we'll get a bit more of his vocab
maybe he'll join up and have a rant and we'll get a bit more of his vocab
17-03-2008, 10:13 PM
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he could of been shafted in the past and hes upset he got ripped off and just dont want it to happen again
but like everyone else as said he sounds like a prick he could of just asked are they deffo brand new
but like everyone else as said he sounds like a prick he could of just asked are they deffo brand new
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