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Old 04-03-2008, 11:36 AM
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An elderly man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love.
However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm. So they decide to ask a sex therapist for advice. The
therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion:

"Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love
have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you
both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he
fans you both with the towel. That will help your wife fantasise, and
should bring on a full-blown orgasm."

They go home and follow the therapist's advice. They hire a handsome
young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them
both as they make love. But it doesn't help and still the wife is
unsatisfied and frustrated.

Perplexed, they go back to the therapist. "Okay", he says, "let's try it
reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the
towel over them."

Once again, they follow the advice. The young man gets into bed with the
wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with
great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking,
screaming, creaming orgasm. Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps
the young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly:



"THAT'S how you wave a fucking towel, Son!!!!

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