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Old 11-02-2008, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
You should become upset because you havn't driven the Reyland Escort.
id rather meet Phil Collins & get him to sign an autograph personaly...


Old 11-02-2008, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Sidewayz
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You should become upset because you havn't driven the Reyland Escort.
id rather meet Phil Collins & get him to sign an autograph personaly...


'He calls out to the man on the street, Sir can you help me, It's slow and I've got no boost, is there something you can sell me?'. I watched a video of the Reyland cosworth starting for the first time, and I was shocked at the resembelance.
Old 11-02-2008, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
You should become upset because you havn't driven the Reyland Escort.
I sure martin will let her


Best wear a sports bra though babe
Old 11-02-2008, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Benni
You should become upset because you havn't driven the Reyland Escort.
I sure martin will let her


Best wear a sports bra though babe
Fantastic!
Old 11-02-2008, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Benni
You should become upset because you havn't driven the Reyland Escort.
I sure martin will let her


Best wear a sports bra though babe
No really the sierra was more than enough for me!

Thanks for the sports bra advice babe.... i dont really want to end up with black eyes ta!!!
Old 11-02-2008, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Porkie
Originally Posted by Benni
You should become upset because you havn't driven the Reyland Escort.
I sure martin will let her


Best wear a sports bra though babe
No really the sierra was more than enough for me!

Thanks for the sports bra advice babe.... i dont really want to end up with black eyes ta!!!
Throw them over your shoulder.
Old 11-02-2008, 12:22 PM
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Cant lee be a gentleman and hold onto them for you?
Old 11-02-2008, 12:22 PM
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er.... if i could that would be a genius idea thanks benni
Old 11-02-2008, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
er.... if i could that would be a genius idea thanks benni
No need to thank me, I'm happy to of helped.
Old 11-02-2008, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Cant lee be a gentleman and hold onto them for you?
trust me.... after ten minutes of holding these puppies he'll of had enough... and arm ache!
Old 11-02-2008, 12:32 PM
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I'll just have to take your word on that one
Old 11-02-2008, 12:33 PM
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yeah i would.....
Old 11-02-2008, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
I'll just have to take your word on that one
Or help your friend out?
Old 11-02-2008, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
I'll just have to take your word on that one
Or help your friend out?
Not possible, there are only 2 seats, lol
Old 11-02-2008, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by Benni
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
I'll just have to take your word on that one
Or help your friend out?
Not possible, there are only 2 seats, lol
That was a little selfish of them. I'm sure you could take turns of piece?

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Old 11-02-2008, 12:36 PM
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Nah, I think Maria is quite happy with just Lee mate
Old 11-02-2008, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Cant lee be a gentleman and hold onto them for you?
trust me.... after ten minutes of holding these puppies he'll of had enough... and arm ache!
God i cant wait till Sat now
Old 11-02-2008, 12:38 PM
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Old 11-02-2008, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SassyRS
Originally Posted by maria
Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Cant lee be a gentleman and hold onto them for you?
trust me.... after ten minutes of holding these puppies he'll of had enough... and arm ache!
God i cant wait till Sat now
I thought Lee wasnt into 3somes
Old 11-02-2008, 12:39 PM
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This reminds me of the bear song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu7uLcd7GNM


Old 11-02-2008, 02:49 PM
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Old 11-02-2008, 02:57 PM
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filth the bloody lot of ya!
Old 11-02-2008, 03:30 PM
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not been a perv, BUT where are the pics of maria that were posted ages ago I think at scc,from memory she looked sweet. only seen the one on the other thread holding the baby,
howay maria you look cute in that photo lets see another..

I think I am speaking for all, specially benni on this thread!!!lol


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Old 11-02-2008, 03:49 PM
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Sure i have a pic of her sat on a Fireblade?
Old 11-02-2008, 04:13 PM
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no no no please do not drag those old photos up! i look nothing like them anymore!!!
Old 11-02-2008, 04:16 PM
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Old 11-02-2008, 04:17 PM
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oh god
Old 11-02-2008, 04:20 PM
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What? I don't have any pics!

I was just grinning!
Old 11-02-2008, 04:21 PM
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even i dont have pics of the day i picked clive up! it was a day id rather forget to be honest!
Old 11-02-2008, 04:28 PM
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I'm sure. That car was cursed!
Old 11-02-2008, 04:30 PM
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yeah i reckon it was too!

I miss her like mad though... i'd do anything to find out where she was and if i had the opportunity i would so buy her back!

Sad i know!
Old 11-02-2008, 04:32 PM
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Don't be silly!

Just drive Lee's cars - it's much easier...... and cheaper when they go wrong!
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Originally Posted by maria
yeah i reckon it was too!

I miss her like mad though... i'd do anything to find out where she was and if i had the opportunity i would so buy her back!

Sad i know!
sounds like Lee knows what to track down for you as a birthday present then
Old 11-02-2008, 04:35 PM
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i dont think he'd let me name his cars though.... just isnt the same.....

mind you i have called the porsche BITCH recently! lol
Old 11-02-2008, 04:39 PM
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I was trying to teach her to launch the 911 last week but she pussied out!

A chaved up Saxo tried to race us last night in Watford in the Skyline his mate in the passenger seat was wetting himself
Old 11-02-2008, 04:41 PM
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LMAO

I used to to do stuff like that when I had really slow cars years ago, not cause I thought I stood a chance, just cause its always nice to see what something like your porsche goes like.

So I doubt he thought it was a race as such, im sure he realised what would happen and just wanted to watch it!

I bet you did the same in your corsa
Old 11-02-2008, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
LMAO

I used to to do stuff like that when I had really slow cars years ago, not cause I thought I stood a chance, just cause its always nice to see what something like your porsche goes like.

So I doubt he thought it was a race as such, im sure he realised what would happen and just wanted to watch it!

I bet you did the same in your corsa
Only EVERY time I went out in it

To be fair Saxo VTS are hardly slow cars either! Especially under 100mph
Old 11-02-2008, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Porkie
I was trying to teach her to launch the 911 last week but she pussied out!

A chaved up Saxo tried to race us last night in Watford in the Skyline his mate in the passenger seat was wetting himself
I DIDNT PUSSY OUT!!!! I just dont wanna launch someone elses car and then break it!!!! Ive already scraped the friggin front bumper!!


the chav in the saxo was bloody funny though! you just saw the passenger put his head in his hands!!
Old 11-02-2008, 04:51 PM
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Old 11-02-2008, 04:58 PM
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right thats it..... i'll show you i can launch a car...... just wont be the porsche!


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