I am your internet god but I feel the need to unburden my sins in the same way I shoot my load up my rotties anal cavity,, ROFL not seeking attension but just have to do this to you my faithfull followers. I admit me and rainbird have had anal sex on many occasions but even this is no match for the sins I must now give to you my subjects...... I was Glasseye, Ham Sandwich and it was all a plan to make me look good but as I am your god I dont see the need to do this anymore. I am leg-end

 

Far funnier than the real phil

 

thats probably the funniest thing in this room

 

LOL, in light of all the "HAM" references today, this was a page suggestion I found


Gotta love Phil ...