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Old 03-02-2008, 06:03 PM
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:07 PM
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nice one
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Works for me. Good lad.
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still wont stop the fuckers coming in
Old 03-02-2008, 06:29 PM
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the only prob is that there are no windows in the truck trailers

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Old 03-02-2008, 06:32 PM
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i had that as an avatar a while ago but it was removed.obviously it was considered offensive to the blood sucking tax payers cash leeching immigrants
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
i had that as an avatar a while ago but it was removed.obviously it was considered offensive to the blood sucking tax payers cash leeching immigrants
..........we'll see how long this thread lasts then..............
Old 03-02-2008, 07:04 PM
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Couple of big fuck off guns either side would do nicely too.
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couple of snipers and heavy artillery might do the trick
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and some limpet mines.
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you are assuming alot in the fact of can they actually read english?
really needs to be in about fifty different languages
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Illegal Immigrants Poem

I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, 'You come no more, we send cash right to your door.'

Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!

By and by, I get plenty money.
Thanks to you, you British dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
And buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, British guy moves away.
Now I buy his house, then I say,

'Find more immigrants for house to rent.'
And in the yard I put a tent.

Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
British crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for British race!
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Afghanistan !
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Originally Posted by T28 RST
Illegal Immigrants Poem

I cross ocean, poor and broke.
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there.
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say, 'You come no more, we send cash right to your door.'

Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!

By and by, I get plenty money.
Thanks to you, you British dummy!

Write to friends in motherland.
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
And buy big house with welfare bucks!

They come here, we live together.
More welfare cheques, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,
but neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, British guy moves away.
Now I buy his house, then I say,

'Find more immigrants for house to rent.'
And in the yard I put a tent.

Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!
British crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.
We think UK darn good place.
Too darn good for British race!
If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Afghanistan !
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diamonds had that in his sig moons ago ..

very funny and very..TRUE..
Old 03-02-2008, 08:09 PM
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like that would help

and one of these



and some new housing



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Diamonds

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Originally Posted by jonnyboy
you are assuming alot in the fact of can they actually read english?
really needs to be in about fifty different languages
but i thought our government had said all immigrants allowed into the uk would have to speak english? surely they didnt lie
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