Westy

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My mate was round and f--k knows how but we got onto this subject...

He was telling me when he was a kid, he was fooled into thinking white dog poo came from Poodles.. WTF

anyone else got any then I'll say a few of mine that I used to believe

MK5RST

I used to belive i could fly if i nailed enough food bags to a few bits of wood and sat on it

joshF

if you messed around at the swimming pool they let sharks in

o dear

dave cos4x4

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used to get told there was a 'bogey man' by my mum.

he'll get you etc...if you are naughty,run away etc...

Westy

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I always believed that if an ear wig goes in your ear.. it will go to your brain and your'll be fucked

joshF

you mean that aint true

smitsturbo

i made a raft but instead of using inner tubes i used tyres....it sank

i was also told by my mum that one morning there was skittles laid al over the house for ET coming

Physio

Good thread

If you swallow pips from an apple - an apple tree grows in your stomach

If you swallow chewing gum it will tangle your insides up & you'll need surgery to remove it

boy_in_blue_x

i used to believe that if you didnt have gloves in winter then jack frost would come and bite your fingers off in the night. scared the sh!7 out of me lol

smitsturbo

the common one was that chewing gum takes 7 years to digest if swallowed

Westy

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FPMSL.... best one yet mate..

CosworthGuy

For some reason when people talked about people getting sacked at work i thought that a copper would bash you over the head with a coal bag full of chewits lol. im fucked up or what

Westy

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eating carrots made you see in the dark

xr_craig

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Ok so thats pretty random but i did used to think they got hit with a sack. Although i was probably about 4

geoffxr4

Someone i know said 2 funny things whe they were little.

In ref to the old black and white films etc

'it must have been horrible living back then when there was no colour in the world'

and my personal favourite after watching crimewatch one day

'why dont the cameramen stop them...!?'

steviep

My parents taught me that the ice cream man only rang his bell when he'd run out of ice cream.

Bastards.

Redeye Jedi

What a stitch up! LOL!!

Charlie Chalk

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That we was a TV show...


To get me to behave.... as id be on the TV soon! Every house had cameras in them. Well so I was told



I didnt quite figure out that TV shows were made specially for the TV

Mark B

Fantastic cant wait till i can tell my kids that hahaha,

So id stay in bed late on the weekends my parents used tosay the nodding man (a little hermit with a beard who nodded all the time) would jumpfrom under my bed and get me, fucker, my old man used to bang on the walls so id be scared too haha.

Thrush

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Me too! I always thought the world must have been black and white in "the olden days"


Thats a blonde question if ever I heard one

DanW@FastFord

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I used to think that 'necking' involved a boy and a girl rubbing their necks together!

spudmurphy

My dad told me that if you screwed a lightbulb in backwards it would suck all the light in



Spud

Charlie Chalk

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Oh and I always thought a "dildo" was the extinct bird......


Wasn't until my father said one day "please stop using that word, mum dont like it"

So I asked about....

Benni

I always believed you went through the Runcorn bridge instead of under it, I don't know why I believed it for so long, I went under it enough times.

Benni.

xr2i-carl

Me 2, they do eat away into your head tho dont they? why they called ear wigs then?

Shorty

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My mum always said if i play with my belly button i would fall apart.

Also if i play with my cock that would fall off!

I actually used to beleive it.

truthordare

What??????

Debs

topaz

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if you put your willy in a girl, a baby came out on the end

Mixja

gettin told never to walk over 3 drains....

bai1ey

me to about the apples i never had chewing gum till i was older.

smitsturbo

the biggest thing i thaught was rubbish was when older people said ''being at school are the best days of your life'' how right they where

combi van man

i always thought tampons was for my mums nose

thought i poped out her belly button

use to think airplanes noice was a road sweeper & comin to suck me up so id hide.

& would never eat bread with seed's on as grass would grow inside me & then my hair would go green.

growin up was great

Benni

If you gave cheek to a police officer he would lock you up forever.

robocos

If you looked in the mirror too much or too long the devil would stare back at you. I was scared shitless going past the mirror to get into bed after turning off the light.

smitsturbo

fuck turning the light off when you where younger

Benni

I know, he was allot braver than me. I had to have someone turn it out while I was in the bed.

Gatecrasher

Dont pick your nose or your brain will fall out is how i was told it

pulling a funny face and the wind changes it will stay like it

robocos

I didn't say I was young...this was just last week

Westy

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quality..