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Old 16-01-2008, 09:36 PM
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Default I have a confession..

...I did agree to Mike rainbirds rear entry i asked...it wasnt rape.

..it happened on our first meet 2 years back at the Colchester meet...i walked in our eyes met..i walked up and said "hi"...he said "hi,nice package"...i wasnt holding a package ..i then noted he was looking down...i replied " thanks...my zip is bust".......Then i had a knock on my shoulder..i turned..it was a chin.....his main body was 4 foot away.."Hi i am RichPon"...i said "fuck me what a chin,do you have a girlfriend?"...he said "no....i cant find one..i think my chin is a problem"...i said "really,ever thought about surgery?"...he said "yes i am booked in for the op to become a women..i reckon i will have more luck with men"....i quickly turned back to Mike rainbird and said "do you want a fuck in the toilets"..he said "does a bear shit in the word?".....i wasnt sure so i said...."i am talking Grizzly and not Polar".."he said " so am i"....we went to the toilets and i pulled my pants down....he said "my,what an arse"..i said "thanks"...he slipped it in...then out....then in....then out...he said "boy that was good"...i then sat on the toilet and had a shit..cum soaked....i enjoyed that night but was embarrassed..sorry Mike it was my first time.


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Old 16-01-2008, 09:38 PM
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FUCKING RETARD
Old 16-01-2008, 09:40 PM
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fucking real tears
Old 16-01-2008, 09:41 PM
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im sure you posted that before??

still funny tho lol
Old 16-01-2008, 09:41 PM
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Old 16-01-2008, 09:42 PM
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Old 16-01-2008, 09:42 PM
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Dan it all original....if i posted before it was different

..this is the TRUTH
Old 16-01-2008, 09:43 PM
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And guess where it got put the last time? - same place as now .
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..anything to censor me.

Simon gets royal treatment



..i am pure GOLD.
Old 16-01-2008, 09:52 PM
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Yep, Simon gets the real deal .
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...its funny apparently only 3 mods have there power...pet,stu,new admin
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Old 17-01-2008, 10:50 PM
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funny as fuck

i altered it slightly and sent it to a few buds
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ha ha ha
Old 18-01-2008, 02:49 PM
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Default Re: I have a confession..

Originally Posted by Bosch_Dealer
i quickly turned back to Mike rainbird and said "do you want a fuck in the toilets"..he said "does a bear shit in the wood?".....i wasnt sure so i said...."i am talking Grizzly and not Polar".."he said " so am i"
I'm in tears at that!
Old 18-01-2008, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Jb's ladie
@ ponchin
I wont say anything to you, as I don't want you start fighting me and bottling people

Phil - same old, same old.

I told you months ago you'd run your course, and now you're dragging out near identical stories to ones posted a year ago.

Old age must be creeping up on you, gangsta!
Old 18-01-2008, 04:56 PM
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First time that I have seen it, fair made me chuckle.

Debs
Old 24-01-2008, 03:03 PM
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Take it on the chin Pon, its only a laugh
Old 31-01-2008, 07:20 PM
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superb
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Funny as fook.
Old 06-02-2008, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Jb's ladie
Take it on the chin Pon, its only a laugh
I always do "ladie"

How come you're here anyway? "Ladette to Lady" hasn't finished yet!

Chavston's day release?

Where's Benni? Maybe he'll come along and convince you to type another essay to highlight your level of intelligence!

Peace out girl!

Old 06-02-2008, 11:17 AM
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wtf is your problem? look when i wrote that you muppet
Old 06-02-2008, 12:46 PM
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Where's Benni at?

Benni!
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