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Old 05-12-2007, 12:39 AM
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Default post your mags kept in the toilet!!

ok me first i have...

6x fast ford
4x performance ford
2x total bmw
3x performance bmw
4x new scientist
2x mensa mag
1x the cosworth story
1x burton cataloge
2x superbike

yes all in the toilet for light reading whilst nature is calling
Old 05-12-2007, 01:04 AM
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Don't keep mags in the toilet cos its naff and chavy


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Old 05-12-2007, 01:08 AM
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I kept Fast Fords in my tv cabinet until today, when I decluttered and everything went in the green wheelie bin!
Old 05-12-2007, 01:17 AM
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i dont keep them in the bog lol

there all under my bed, i read everything in the bog (apart from womens mags) from paintball mags too Classic Ford & not forgetting the mens mags like FHM & Nuts etc
Old 05-12-2007, 01:19 AM
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It amazes me how you all manage to sit there long enough to read a mag in the bog! Does it really take a man that long?
Old 05-12-2007, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted by XRdodgybird
It amazes me how you all manage to sit there long enough to read a mag in the bog! Does it really take a man that long?
When I am reading a magazine, I could of finished my shit and still keep reading.
Old 05-12-2007, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted by XRdodgybird
It amazes me how you all manage to sit there long enough to read a mag in the bog! Does it really take a man that long?
i dont read the hole mag lol

just a few artical's, even when i have finshed doing a number 2, i still keep reading lol
Old 05-12-2007, 01:29 AM
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ive tried but i get in there open the mag, shit and then think ffs ive only read the 1st line time to wipe and go
Old 05-12-2007, 01:35 AM
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And it's auakward for me, because my penis is so small it doesen't hang into the toilet so I have to use my middle finger to push it down when I piss or it will end up all over my magazine.
Old 05-12-2007, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Benni
And it's auakward for me, because my penis is so small it doesen't hang into the toilet so I have to use my middle finger to push it down when I piss or it will end up all over my magazine.
Old 05-12-2007, 03:10 AM
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4 x Classic Ford
2 x practical performance car
6 x autocar
1 x auto exress
2 x dvd mags
1 x Lenny Mclean book

Old 05-12-2007, 05:42 AM
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when i feel like reading i go and sit on the bog

sometimes i do a poo, just to pass the time
Old 05-12-2007, 06:22 AM
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i play GT2 on me PSP
Old 05-12-2007, 08:53 AM
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1 x fast ford
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Old 05-12-2007, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by rsnutters1
i play GT2 on me PSP
Reading is so last year ! I play Footie Manager on my PSP !

Must admit theres a Maplins catalogue and a copy of last weeks nuts there to
Old 05-12-2007, 09:50 AM
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2 fastford mags and the local free newspaper/bog roll, cause i'm a poor chav coont Wipes well but the inks a pain to wash off
Old 05-12-2007, 11:36 AM
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4x Fast Ford
4x Performance Ford

I like to have a good read when im on the loo !!
Old 05-12-2007, 12:00 PM
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2x Carp Talk
3x RAC engineer (refridgeration not bloody cars )
1x Cosmopoliton
1x Nuts
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1 x retro ford
1 x practical classic
1 x fast ford

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Old 05-12-2007, 01:28 PM
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ive just found gay times in our toilet at work - think its Kesters?
Old 05-12-2007, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Benni
Originally Posted by XRdodgybird
It amazes me how you all manage to sit there long enough to read a mag in the bog! Does it really take a man that long?
When I am reading a magazine, I could of finished my shit and still keep reading.
Me 2
Old 05-12-2007, 01:47 PM
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In this day and age???

Get with the time's laptop for me while im on the shitter.
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I would not read someone elses mag in the shitter tho, might have there shit on it!
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I like to post on Pf on my PDA
Old 05-12-2007, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by xr2i-carl
I would not read someone elses mag in the shitter tho, might have there shit on it!
ROFL! SO TRUE!
Old 05-12-2007, 02:49 PM
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Whatever i have in the room, usually fastford or evo sometimes lrm.

ive even taken a book in with me and read a whole chapter once
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my god ... WHO looks at their laptop on the bog... hahah there was one reply to that effect
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Originally Posted by dojj
when i feel like reading i go and sit on the bog

sometimes i do a poo, just to pass the time
Old 05-12-2007, 05:12 PM
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i am reading this post whilst curling one out
Old 05-12-2007, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by baker p
i am reading this post whilst curling one out
Old 06-12-2007, 08:48 AM
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a stuck together copy of razzle - tug and shit at the same time
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hand held tetris hame for me
Old 06-12-2007, 10:11 AM
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PSP anyone.... i may try this today...

im also going to change the thread to

WHAT DO YOU DO WHILST TAKING A SHI*

Old 06-12-2007, 11:07 AM
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Cant be botherd to count but i have various Fast Ford, Performance ford, Retro ford and Classic ford on all 3 floors of the house

Mrs does her nut!! im like just get a home and leasure one and put it on top so they look girly
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Originally Posted by biglee
PSP anyone.... i may try this today...

im also going to change the thread to

WHAT DO YOU DO WHILST TAKING A SHI*

Shit!

Sorry
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Originally Posted by biglee
my god ... WHO looks at their laptop on the bog... hahah there was one reply to that effect
Me!,
I find it hard to believe more people don't have this kind of setup.

My laptop fits perfectly onto the towel rack which has wheels.

Infact i've took this picture seconds before getting on the shitter. Bluetoothed it from my phone to the laptop and posted it up on here.

Old 06-12-2007, 12:42 PM
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Absolutely at some of these replys

Id go as far as saying thread of the week so far for me

My contribution..............

I/we dont keep any mags in the loo, plus i dont really read mags much anymore but normally the correct days paper is knocking around so ill grab that before hand, if we dont have a paper ive been known to pick up random stuff to read/look like the Argos catalogue i dont know it feels like something is missing if i sit on the bog with nothing to read or browse
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RickyLee53 You ever feel like inviting me round for a cuddle in that bath let me know, I can travel but prefer to be collected.
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Originally Posted by Benni
RickyLee53 You ever feel like inviting me round for a cuddle in that bath let me know, I can travel but prefer to be collected.
Some of the stuff you come out with
Old 06-12-2007, 12:48 PM
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@ RickyLee53

I don't read anything on the bog. My uncle in cyprus though takes the backgammon board in there with him and plays a few games by himself


Quick Reply: post your mags kept in the toilet!!



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