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Old 24-11-2007, 06:14 PM
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Zoo keeper says to paddy

"The Gorilla's on heat, I need someone to have sex with her, will you do me a favour and shag her for £5000?"

Paddy replies,

" I will on three conditions,

1. I don't kiss her.

2. My family don't get to know and,



















3.Can you give me a couple of weeks to get the cash together?"

Old 24-11-2007, 06:19 PM
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