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Old 08-10-2004, 02:43 PM
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Default another friday blonde joke

A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to
show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off
at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the
house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to
the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his
wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is
wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what
she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all
blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He
then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies
that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....


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Old 08-10-2004, 02:45 PM
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so glad im not blond



just nutty

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my mrs is blonde and is painting tonight, i'm gonna ask her how many coats
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