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Old 12-11-2007, 09:45 PM
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Some lad tonight started driving like a knob infront of me and basically trying to ram me off the road, why fuck knows i obviously pissed him off by driving home lol. Anyway as we come upto a round about we are next to each other and he starts waving a little rounders bat at me like he's actually goint to fill me in with it. So i dropped back away from him got his reg then phoned 999 and told them the reg and how he had just waved an axe at me
Old 12-11-2007, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Alps Pacino
told them the reg and how he had just waved an axe at me

Old 12-11-2007, 09:46 PM
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serves him right...tosser
Old 12-11-2007, 09:48 PM
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So its not just me with a twisted sense of humour, hopefully they will turn up at his house tonight battons a blazing
Old 12-11-2007, 09:49 PM
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lets hope the little twat gets the rubber glove treatment as well
Old 12-11-2007, 09:50 PM
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lmao Hope they pull him and hes got the bat in there Be funnier if he had an axe too
Old 12-11-2007, 09:52 PM
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999 and nothing had happened?

I'd have told you where to go TBH

Old 12-11-2007, 09:52 PM
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well done mate that will hopefully teach the cunt
Old 12-11-2007, 09:53 PM
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i did a free car data check on his reg and fuck all came up, i'm guessing it was a gypo on dodgy plates tbh
Old 12-11-2007, 09:54 PM
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ye cause i have the local bobby shops number in my phone
Old 12-11-2007, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Alps Pacino
Stu.H

ye cause i have the local bobby shops number in my phone
I used to in me youth when i had a rather major run in with some pikey cunts


Bri.

Old 12-11-2007, 10:05 PM
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So u hadnt got the phone number for local cop shop, so, oh lets phone 999

Im sure that it was a bit more aggrevated than it came across in your post, not just a "lets get this knob back"

Old 12-11-2007, 10:10 PM
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trust me i phoned cause i thought it was funny.

Ps are you 1 of these pc warrior do-gooder types
Old 13-11-2007, 01:27 AM
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PMSL! An axe of all things... LOL!
Old 13-11-2007, 01:35 AM
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you've got more chance of a blowjob off the queen mother than them following it up.
Unless there is violence from them on to you it is forgotten about.
Old 13-11-2007, 05:57 AM
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you should of said it was a gun they would of been all over the place in minutes
Old 13-11-2007, 06:25 AM
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would have done the same
Old 13-11-2007, 06:52 AM
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why didnt u just stop and get out of the car..????......for those that dont know Alps is about 6ft 6,7,8.???...........at that size,(even if ur the softest twat in the world..???).u'd have scared the shit out of him,that would have been funnier.........
Old 13-11-2007, 07:25 AM
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I'm surprised you didnt get done for using your phone whilst driving
Old 13-11-2007, 07:31 AM
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Should have said a dildo
Old 13-11-2007, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by PT
Should have said a dildo

Old 13-11-2007, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Alps Pacino
trust me i phoned cause i thought it was funny.

Ps are you 1 of these pc warrior do-gooder types
Old 13-11-2007, 10:23 AM
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, it wouldnt have been as good if you'd have said a knife, or even a gun, but an AXE of all things makes it funny!

@ dildo!

Quite funny that he showed you a rounders bat though, would have been even funnier if you had a baseball bat to show him in return!
Old 13-11-2007, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by S1rst
, it wouldnt have been as good if you'd have said a knife, or even a gun, but an AXE of all things makes it funny!

@ dildo!

Quite funny that he showed you a rounders bat though, would have been even funnier if you had a baseball bat to show him in return!
.mine's bigger than urs............
Old 13-11-2007, 02:47 PM
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Funny i thought the same thing tbh, the thing is what would he have done if i'd have been a lunatic and pulled a knife out on him or a bigger bat
Old 13-11-2007, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Alps Pacino
Funny i thought the same thing tbh, the thing is what would he have done if i'd have been a lunatic and pulled a knife out on him or a bigger bat
Probably cacked his pants and fooked off, then once back on his gypo site he'd ring the cops with your reg number telling them you were waving a machine gun in his face.
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Originally Posted by G2.0 RS


lets hope the little twat gets the rubber glove treatment as well
''Cavity search''


''Yes''


''Make sure you go in deep''


Remember that from the Beavis and Butthead Movie
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The cops have just turned up at my door, claiming i was waving an axe at someone thanks




pmsl
Old 13-11-2007, 02:54 PM
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S1rst

It was my love cannon actually
Old 13-11-2007, 03:13 PM
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Old 13-11-2007, 06:52 PM
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I doubt the Police even did anything.

Let alone went around to his house/field.
Old 13-11-2007, 07:07 PM
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Well me to but the though of it mad me chuckle anyway lol
Old 13-11-2007, 08:50 PM
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Put the reg, make, model and location up on here then if anyone else sees him or the car they can phone the police and claim the same, that way he will get pulled and they might actually find something.

Or you could just put his car details up on here so anyone that comes on here and lives in his area can wind him up.
Old 13-11-2007, 08:53 PM
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how was he managing to try to ram you if he was in front ?
Old 13-11-2007, 08:56 PM
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He was behind to start with, over took me and cut me up missing my front end by inch's, then pulled into the slow lane and started to slow down so when i over took him he swerved at me
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An axe!
Just imagine someone actually doing that!
Like people said, thats what makes it funny, why an axe!
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First thing that poped into my head
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Originally Posted by S1rst
, it wouldnt have been as good if you'd have said a knife, or even a gun, but an AXE of all things makes it funny!

@ dildo!

Quite funny that he showed you a rounders bat though, would have been even funnier if you had a baseball bat to show him in return!
Or if you had wound down the window and showed him a baseball glove and asked him if he wanted to play catch
Old 13-11-2007, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Cliff S1
Originally Posted by S1rst
, it wouldnt have been as good if you'd have said a knife, or even a gun, but an AXE of all things makes it funny!

@ dildo!

Quite funny that he showed you a rounders bat though, would have been even funnier if you had a baseball bat to show him in return!
Or if you had wound down the window and showed him a baseball glove and asked him if he wanted to play catch
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Old 13-11-2007, 10:07 PM
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I seem to be missing the joke

You dialled 999 and told a pack of lies

Just hope no officers got hurt responding to your shite!


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