Whats the worst thing youve accidently drunk?
06-10-2004, 04:58 PM
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Whats the worst thing youve accidently drunk?
I think ive just beat my alltime record of mouldy orange juice with a skin on top 
Reached for a glass of coke i jus poured, but picked up and took a mouthfull of the wrong cup, a warm old cup of coke thats been there since saturday...
But it gets worse...
It had a few chunky greenies ive hocked into it over the last few days as been getting over a cold...
But it gets worse...
Pretty sure going by the bubblyness of some of the white bits that its also a fair bit of my cum my missus probably spat in there on the weekend too...
Unless i accidently somehow drink diahorrea one day i think this will be the worst thing i ever drink
Reached for a glass of coke i jus poured, but picked up and took a mouthfull of the wrong cup, a warm old cup of coke thats been there since saturday...
But it gets worse...
It had a few chunky greenies ive hocked into it over the last few days as been getting over a cold...
But it gets worse...
Pretty sure going by the bubblyness of some of the white bits that its also a fair bit of my cum my missus probably spat in there on the weekend too...
Unless i accidently somehow drink diahorrea one day i think this will be the worst thing i ever drink
06-10-2004, 05:00 PM
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Mine has to be Baby Milk, the powdered stuff that you havre to make up
When my Girl was little i made a bottle and gave it her. I had a moment of laps and thought it was normal milk so tried a bit
Taste like Shit (not that i have tasted shit like 
)
When my Girl was little i made a bottle and gave it her. I had a moment of laps and thought it was normal milk so tried a bit
Taste like Shit
(not that i have tasted shit like )
06-10-2004, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by SECS
Shagged a ginger minger !!
Not the worst thing youve accidently done WHEN drunk...
Whats worst thing you HAVE drunk.
Unless she was giving you golden showers and you had your mouth open or summat
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06-10-2004, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SECS
Shagged a ginger minger !!
When I was a teenager living at home, I pissed in the laundry basket on the landing one night. Was NOT popular next day
06-10-2004, 05:23 PM
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My mate accidently picked up the wrong can of juice an took a mouthfull, was full of fag ends and loads of ash mixed with a drop of iron bru he puked gfor bout 20 mins pmsl
06-10-2004, 05:31 PM
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I once drank a glass of "Sterident" the stuff used for cleaning dentures
I was at my grand mothers years ago and needed an Alka Seltzer to settle my stomach and got the wrong fookin tube
Needless to say it did nothing for my pain
I was at my grand mothers years ago and needed an Alka Seltzer to settle my stomach and got the wrong fookin tube
Needless to say it did nothing for my pain
06-10-2004, 05:33 PM
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Mate made a bet that I couldnt down a glass of straight vodka in one, I said otherwise took a big gulp only to find the fucker had just passed me a glass of vinegar was fucking minging
was fucking minging
06-10-2004, 05:46 PM
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Long story short!
Planned to camp on an Island, we had arrived got all the kit off the boat, secured the boat, and lugged all the kit to the camp area.
Knackered after doing the above I needed a drink grabbing a glass IrnBru bottle on what must have been my 3rd mouthfull I realised something was wrong.
Someone in there wisdom had poured Petrol into a drinking bottle so we could get a fire started.
I picked up the next nearest bottle which was indeed Irn Bru, and drunk the contents of it.
Didnt seem to stop the Halucingenic effects, and didnt help burping petrol smells/taste for the rest of the night.
Lesson learned when reaching for a drink in the dark:-always use a torch or turn on a light.
Planned to camp on an Island, we had arrived got all the kit off the boat, secured the boat, and lugged all the kit to the camp area.
Knackered after doing the above I needed a drink grabbing a glass IrnBru bottle on what must have been my 3rd mouthfull I realised something was wrong.
Someone in there wisdom had poured Petrol into a drinking bottle so we could get a fire started. I picked up the next nearest bottle which was indeed Irn Bru, and drunk the contents of it. Didnt seem to stop the Halucingenic effects, and didnt help burping petrol smells/taste for the rest of the night. Lesson learned when reaching for a drink in the dark:-always use a torch or turn on a light.
06-10-2004, 05:59 PM
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the pipe cleaner that they run through the pumps when a pub has closed!!! thought i was cool once by reaching over the bar and pouring myself a drink! but it was fooking cleaner!
ive also drank paint before (not emulsion or owt but a nice brew special mix i made of all sorts of water colour stuff and talc etc was making potion!! )
ive also drank paint before (not emulsion or owt but a nice brew special mix i made of all sorts of water colour stuff and talc etc was making potion!!
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06-10-2004, 06:10 PM
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Lazy bastard that I am, I kept a half can of coke on my desk for over a month i think, there were current cans mixed with this one on my desk.....
...anyway, one night i woke up thirsty as fook, grabbed nearest can and downed a few gulps. Tried to get to slepp but pretty soon my stomach werent feeling to good. Went to bathroom .....*censored*....knew something was up, managed to get back to bedroom and took can to sink, emptied it and most of the skin was still there, mouldy with mountains of grren and blue like teletubby land growing on it......didnt sleep whole night, was clutching my stomach, thought I was going to die....
06-10-2004, 06:17 PM
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I was a bit drunk one night and me and a mate were hurling over the same bowl, he needed a pee and did it in my mouth whilst I was still hurling.
His girlfriend took photos.
His girlfriend took photos.
06-10-2004, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by paddy1977
I was a bit drunk one night and me and a mate were hurling over the same bowl, he needed a pee and did it in my mouth whilst I was still hurling.
His girlfriend took photos.
His girlfriend took photos.
06-10-2004, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by paddy1977
I was a bit drunk one night and me and a mate were hurling over the same bowl, he needed a pee and did it in my mouth whilst I was still hurling.
His girlfriend took photos.
His girlfriend took photos.
06-10-2004, 09:39 PM
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Plant water But i was so pissed i thought it tasted nice Went to the loo came back took a swigoff my drink, after i had drank 3/4's everyone started laughing i was like what???? tasted some more i thought it was white wine spritser Must have been some sweet plant food in the water
But i was so pissed i thought it tasted nice Went to the loo came back took a swigoff my drink, after i had drank 3/4's everyone started laughing i was like what???? tasted some more i thought it was white wine spritser Must have been some sweet plant food in the water
06-10-2004, 10:22 PM
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petrol, brake fluid (both on the same day! ) and gearbox oil
me and my mates used to make the worsed mixtures imaginable for each other as dares. im sure everyones got a 'random stuff' cupboard in their kitchen with garlic, salt, herbs, random sauces and powders and shit in, well itd be like milk, coke, washing up liquid, soap powder and contents of that cupbaord! fucking GROSS!
oh guiness and triple aftershock was GROSS aswell!
) and gearbox oil me and my mates used to make the worsed mixtures imaginable for each other as dares. im sure everyones got a 'random stuff' cupboard in their kitchen with garlic, salt, herbs, random sauces and powders and shit in, well itd be like milk, coke, washing up liquid, soap powder and contents of that cupbaord! fucking GROSS!
oh guiness and triple aftershock was GROSS aswell!
06-10-2004, 10:26 PM
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We spent an evening smoking a small bong that had been filled with Jack Daniels instead of water. At the end of the evening we decided that the JD would be full of nutrients too good to waste. I only had a mouthful but it really was fooking rank.
And once I drank a glass of water before discovering a large spider dead in the bottom of the glass.
And once I drank a glass of water before discovering a large spider dead in the bottom of the glass.
07-10-2004, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted by B8
Lesson learned when reaching for a drink in the dark:-always use a torch or turn on a light.