Magic Numbers

Nah his cock got that small, he was ashmed to learn that he had lost 2"'s in height

MancDave

All mouth and no action enough said

Roids mean jack all in todays society ask yourself something can they stop a bullet??

Ive got a few 16-20 stone mates of muscle full of steds and growth hormone,insulin the lot doesn.t make them hard ?

Look hard maybe but does not make them hard ?

Ive done martial arts for 17 years

2 X Open British champion
3 x national champion
1 x Europeon champion
A room thats dedicated just for my trophies, what im saying is does that make me hard well i don.t know living in inner manchester never go round acting like i am ?

Lets just say roid heads might have brute strength no agility speed reflexes, out before they can blink full stop.

ONE ON ONE NEVER LOST A FIGHT IN OR OUT THE RING BUT GUESS WHAT I DON.T THINK IM HARD.

Ive trained vigoursly hard for my status and don.t let ego take over

foreverwhite

who's your trainer?

Punkie

RS_Ant

RS_Ant

Yea i know a few chaps like you dwon by me, they got there heads kicked in by the local bad boys when it all kicked off.

saphlover

Just do what I do and walk away, hate fighting and cant be arsed doing it.

SNP

Careful, he's skilled in the art of Origami, and will release Cream Of Sum-yun-guy on you

mrjenrst

You mean the cream of sum-yun-guy
Aka






Ah daniel-sun

MancDave

How did you know???

To the chap who says lads like him got his head stoved in of lots of little tearaways it happens im afraid as i did stree one on one

foreverwhite

MancDave

Just to add i would not let that happen to me as the local yobs are not like other areas where i live and you daren.t go round kicking peoples heads in or damaging cars as the consequences are sublime period

No mickey mouse s hite like that or brown bread proved time and time again round these parts no b ullshit policy

Magic Numbers

Oi its my club as I started it! You have to bribe me personally to gain membership and its not cash related either

Stavros

Oh my fucking god, the muppet room gets more and more shameful every day.

What a crock of shite, and the internet rambo shit going on is the icing on the fucking cake, jesus

Whats your full name dave? just you must be pretty well known if been champ in whatever martial art you do so much, and wondered who you were.

RichardPON

On the prowl and looking for a young 'un to groom?

Stavros

yeah, but i was scared away by dave as he is so amazingly tough he has to show off about it to a bunch of retards

mrjenrst

Fucking hell stav

Dave is a expert at beating people up.
He might come looking for you so dont take the piss

XRdodgybird

We were having loads of trouble round here with cars and property being damaged... the night it kicked off really bad and they were goading us Keith snapped and went at em with a baseball bat... just as the local police turned up. They told me to take the bat in the house and then proceeded to tell this group of 20 or so yobs to clear off.... there were cries of "but he came at us with a bat, aren't ya gonna do him", to which they were told to clear off as we were all fed up of them damaging our cars etc. Never heard a copper shout so much... good job he's our local cos really, he should have arrested Keith, he does sympathise with us though... had a few sleepless nights keeping watch on the motors outside, next door's had his window put through, next door the other side got the door on their car booted in and the wingmirror kicked off, my XR2i was jumped on.... left nice dents in the bonnet, and my neighbour's mate was visiting in his BMW Coupe, which suffered dents to bonnet, roof and boot as they ran over it...

A week or so later when three of em jumped Keith with a large knife and knuckle dusters and he showed em that he didn't need a bat to back himself up, all the trouble has since stopped.... one of the lads told the police that he wasn't pressing charges, they'd jumped him and he gave a real good fight... so they were leaving it... fair enough... guess its a case of never mess with the unknown... it can have a nasty habit of surprising the hell out of you...

mrjenrst

Hang on what happened to the duster's?

XRdodgybird

Ambulance crew used em to keep the kid's nose on his face..

mrjenrst

I take it that your bloke is chuck norris

Magic Numbers

I bet he could kick a revolving door shut

XRdodgybird

No, he isn't, but when provoked, he can be very unpleasant...

mrjenrst

Lmfao

Sorry xrdodgybird but come on!
Next thing he'll be leaping tall building's and drinking volcano's as a hot before bed drink

XRdodgybird

So are you trying to say that I am lying about him taking on these people and getting the better of them?

Listen hun, whether you believe it or not, it happened, after all, he didn't skim the skin off his own cheakbone that day... and I am certain that the he didn't sit in the car with his own hand clamped so hard to his own neck that he left finger imprints.

believe what you want.

mrjenrst

No not been funny. But i've been done with duster's and it mangle's your head! I've been glassed 3 times stabbed 4 times and still gone on as normal but when you get hit with duster's it's different you cave in so to speak.
So if he can take on 3 blokes who are tooled up with duster's and bat's then he must be chuck norris. Cos nobody i know could put up with that and still come through on top

Benni

You wouldn't be quick enough surely? I mean while your tackling two the other one would bend it over your head I suspect. I have never been there as I prefer the easy way of running someone over.

XRdodgybird

Perhaps people are putting 2 and 2 together and getting 10... he was hit by a knuckle duster... but at no time did I say it hit him square on... hence the grazed cheek...... and where did the bat come into it?

mrjenrst

Believe or not mate but if your sober and people are pissed i have alway's found it easyer if there was 2 or 3 on you compared to 1

mrjenrst

Yeah my bad you said he had a bat in in a previous post.

XRdodgybird

One of em was punched once.. he didn't come back for another....

Okay... I am bored of this now....

So.... to clarify. When he was jumped by these three imbeciles, in broad daylight with witnesses across the road who called the cops.....

One suffered a broken cheakbone... and decided that was enough... he broke one of em's nose and the third one suffered facial injuries whilst he was being stood on (and this kid was the only one out of the three who wouldn't admit at first that they'd attacked a bloke stood at the side of the road), but with the witnesses the police had, it was pretty clear cut who was attacking who and who was defending themselves...

Benni

How come mate?

XRdodgybird

In a previous post, I mentioned a night when trouble kicked off outside our houses and Keith went out to a group of 20 lads with a bat..... this was a totally separate incident...

XRdodgybird

I take it if you had a saff cos parked on your drive outside and you looked out of your windows to see some tw4t bouncing up and down ont he back of it.... you would hide behind your curtains and let em.....

Not my bloke....

mrjenrst

No like i said i was not been funny but when you get the edited version it will alway's bring up questions

XRdodgybird

I changed "charged" to "charges"...

XRdodgybird

Sorry, I am a bit of a perfectionist and don't like spelling errors in my post.... my problem is, I don't check em well enough before I hit "Submit"

Benni

I'm the same, can be a pain when drunk.

mrjenrst

Cos nine time's out of ten they behave like fish.
Out of water that is
They know they have to do something but dont really know what so they act like there having a fit and try and throw punches but it doesnt work cos they dont wanna hit there mate and you can see it's all half hearted. You see any doorman worth his salt will stand right in the middle cos it's the safest place. And if they do go big style and chin there mate then that's a bonus

SNP

Or the 3 blokes that attacked him could just be wimpy little faggots ?

I'd hazard a guess that non of them were above 19 years old?

Probably just wanna be gangsters that couldn't fight.

Even if they did have dusters and such, doesn't mean they'd know how to use them to there advanatge or how to fight.