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Old 29-09-2007, 09:10 AM
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my mate made this the other day but didnt manage to eat it all


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Pussy! Easy.... (and i'm no fat bloater!)
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Pussy! Easy.... (and i'm no fat bloater!)
Yes you are
Old 29-09-2007, 09:18 AM
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Nice starter what was the main course? P.S. I am a fat bloater
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2 fucking bags of donuts behind it too by looks of it

2 things tho.

Why you using a skanky cooker to make it rather than something like a bread board? Its prob got bits of greace and burnt food on it now

And why the fuck you taking pics?
Old 29-09-2007, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by loader5710
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Pussy! Easy.... (and i'm no fat bloater!)
Yes you are
You could do with something like this, put some meat on your bones!

I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil than you!
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Stavros
cooker sees hardly any use and as such it isnt covered in grease
cooker is what comes with the house
and i took pics because of the sheer size of it.
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Originally Posted by Dan
Originally Posted by loader5710
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Pussy! Easy.... (and i'm no fat bloater!)
Yes you are
You could do with something like this, put some meat on your bones!

I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil than you!
LOL
Old 29-09-2007, 09:22 AM
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Burger anyone?




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Originally Posted by Stu.H
Burger anyone?




that cant be real
Old 29-09-2007, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu.H
Burger anyone?






Offensive!
Old 29-09-2007, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu.H
Burger anyone?




OMFG
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thats actually a whole dead badger in the burger pic, think it might be one one by the side of the a46 the other day, looks about the same

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Originally Posted by Stu.H
Burger anyone?




I couldnt eat that, i mean look at all the gurkins
Old 29-09-2007, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Stavros
thats actually a whole dead badger in the burger pic, think it might be one one by the side of the a46 the other day, looks about the same

Rank Steve! Reminds me of when my old man hit one in an XR2 Estate we had years ago, think I was about 12yrs old! LOL

Hit the fucker on the way home, right out in the country, couldn't find it, went back a few days later and it had died just inside a field, rolled it over cos it was stinkin and the whole side of it had been eaten away by maggots!
Old 29-09-2007, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Dan
Originally Posted by Stavros
thats actually a whole dead badger in the burger pic, think it might be one one by the side of the a46 the other day, looks about the same

Rank Steve! Reminds me of when my old man hit one in an XR2 Estate we had years ago, think I was about 12yrs old! LOL

Hit the fucker on the way home, right out in the country, couldn't find it, went back a few days later and it had died just inside a field, rolled it over cos it was stinkin and the whole side of it had been eaten away by maggots!
Old 29-09-2007, 10:07 AM
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Old 29-09-2007, 10:09 AM
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Default Re: Mother of all sandwiches

Originally Posted by PastyKing
my mate made this the other day but didnt manage to eat it all


[img]https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/liamkeen/092807_021936.jpg


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lightwieght wheres the sausage egg and mushrooms
Old 29-09-2007, 10:18 AM
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jay.
like i said
i cant use the cooker
Old 29-09-2007, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Stu.H
Burger anyone?




Light snack for me that
Old 29-09-2007, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by PastyKing
jay.
like i said
i cant use the cooker
you need to get a decent doris sorted out then no need for any cooking skills
Old 29-09-2007, 10:24 AM
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jay.
i did have but she ran off with another guy
no one wants a jonny vegas alike like me
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ah chat up a new one tell em there a skinny bloke waiting to get out !! but while ur waiting make me sandwich tell her
Old 29-09-2007, 10:29 AM
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proper
skinny person trying to get out
Old 29-09-2007, 10:34 AM
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Default Re: Mother of all sandwiches

Originally Posted by jay.
Originally Posted by PastyKing
my mate made this the other day but didnt manage to eat it all


[img]https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v154/liamkeen/092807_021936.jpg


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lightwieght wheres the sausage egg and mushrooms
... and chicken, and cheese, and tomato...
Old 29-09-2007, 10:57 AM
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Default Re: Mother of all sandwiches

Originally Posted by PastyKing
my mate made this the other day but didnt manage to eat it all



No wonder he didn't eat it all, it looks really bland and most unappetising
Old 29-09-2007, 11:00 AM
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AS Redkop, all that bread and all he can think to put in it is some shitty waffer thin ham That could have has so much more potential!
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The mother of all sandwiches would contain the following;

Bread based platform, such as the above
a whole pack of wafer thin ham
a whole pack of wafer thin chicken
a whole pack of wafer thin pastrami
a whole block of full fat smoked cheese
lettuce
cucumber
tomato (optional)
pickle (as in gherkin)
mayo
mustard


Now THATS a sandwich

EDIT;

Like so

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Originally Posted by Thrush
The mother of all sandwiches would contain the following;

Bread based platform, such as the above
a whole pack of wafer thin ham
a whole pack of wafer thin chicken
a whole pack of wafer thin pastrami
a whole block of full fat smoked cheese
lettuce
cucumber
tomato (optional)
pickle (as in gherkin)
mayo
mustard





Now THATS a sandwich
Old 29-09-2007, 01:38 PM
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thats making me hungry!

question though, morrisons or tesco for doughnuts?

morrisons for me!
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tesco's everytime

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shittest sandwich ever
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Originally Posted by Stu.H
Burger anyone?




Now THATS a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG mac.
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ballin

he didnt really go to town on it,
it was just bought for a laugh to see how much he could eat.
i wasnt entering masterchef
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Originally Posted by ballin
shittest sandwich ever
very true

Old 29-09-2007, 04:16 PM
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http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/gallery.php
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Originally Posted by Nash
Originally Posted by Stu.H
Burger anyone?




I couldnt eat that, i mean look at all the gurkins
my mate witntey would have a good go at that bastad he eats £30's worth of chinese to himself after a full dinner
Old 29-09-2007, 06:18 PM
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In the old days...

On a bread loaf that side, as a minimun you need 4 LINCOLNSHIRE Sausages, 4 rashers on Plain Bacon, Mushrooms, 2 large eggs (maybe 3 small ones), 4 rashers of Smokey Bacon, with a generous helping of Mayo...

Now

A healthy option, a bed of letuce, Tuna mayo, Prawns, Egg mayo, Tomato's, Cucumber, Sliced onion... Yum yum


Either way the one in the pic is rank.
Old 29-09-2007, 06:36 PM
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elvis used to have a sandwich that was basicly a loaf of bread hollowed out and filled with stuff
which he would then eat in one sitting
and, to make matters worse, he used to get on a plane to fly to the place that made them
and he's take 2 of his mates to go along with him as well



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