GARETH T

ive been invited to a fancy dress party, but i need ideas
the theme being pop stars! i want something good,, not just the normal micheal jackson or madonna

shoot away
thanks

Dan

George Michael would suit you Gareth!

89xr2

Bruce Springstein! it's simple and you look the don

charlie luciano

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This ol chestnut

Elvis

Thank you very much


Luciano

dvid

Take a kids doll and go as Gary Glitter?

Chaka Demus or Pliers?

Vanilla Ice?

That's all I got

xr4x4rs

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wonder woman or super girl

pratley

Go as the invisible man and dont bother turning up

Diamonds.

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Ginger Spice wear a Union Jack Dress and ginger wig

dont go as posh though she ain't classed as a singer

plus your have to hire a skeleton costume..then again it was a few years ago a pig suit will do or both on

guarantee there will be at least 3 Elvis's

Rich_w

Elton John

Don't do Elvis. Loads of people will.

Mrs T

pete burns

GARETH T

my friend owns a fancy dress shop, so i dont have to worry getting the clothes

GiRO

mc hammer..

Farmer Giles

Cameo, red cod piece and all...

Big G

Milli Vanilli - Pre record a conversation then mime to everyone that they are dressed like cunts

Or theres Michael Hutchence where you hang yourself from the banister as a party piece

Find yourself a slitty eyed slut and go as John Lennon, or pinch your young uns train set and be Ringo Star

Or just dress normally and say your Dexy's Midnight runners

mercury grey minter

Do what i did.

BLACK TROUSERS
BLACH T-SHIRT
BLACK SHOES
LONG BLACK WIG
ROSE TINTED GLASSES
FAKE TATTOOS



OZZY OSBOURNE

Walk round all night shaking ,shouting "SHARON"

Cost me about a tenner.

And was voted the best costume and won a bottle of champers.
But i shook it up and sprayed it over everyone f1 style.

Spiky

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goes as a fanny

as ya a right cunt

Big G

Or go as this



And say youve come as the *delete as applicable* Conservative Party/RSOC commitee/Taliban/Boschman.

Magic Numbers

Go as Alan Partridge!

Chip

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Phil went as 2pac to a fancy dress party.

Trouble is, that was 7 years ago and he hasnt changed back out of the outfits yet

Big G

Does Phil think 2pac means 2 personalities

Versus_Creations

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Racing driver, always an easy one. I turn up with a lid on and they get the idea then i take the lid off and normal all night (As normal as i come )

CossieRich

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did you miss the bit that said the theme was pop stars then

JohnnyB

when you have been to a fancy dress swinging party, you will have seen it all.

I went as pimp, the wife the tart and it was a very comon costome.

Charlie Chalk

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Just turn up in your pants, and say " sorry im pre-cum, I came in my pants"

Chip

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Chip

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If you are well hung, just go naked and say you are dressed as a petrol pump?

Turbocabbie

Go as Violent J - Give you the right to hit people and clown paint is cheep as

Turbocabbie

Or D-Loc from KMK - all you need is a cap

Turbocabbie

or sleep on the streets the night before, piss and shit yourself yourself and go as pete doherty

pugo

stick super glue in your hair, tell everybody the party is g-g-g-g-g-g-g great.......


and go as gareth gates


or just dont turn up ,then in a week, apoligise , tell them you was going as buddy holly and your plane went down

percybigun

put a potato on the end of your nob, and go as a dic-tater

or a blues brother, very easy costume to do!

or how about something punk like Jonny rotten, sid viscious or billy idol

pugo

or go as an emotion.....stick your knob in a bowl of birds


when they ask which emotion....tell them


your fucking dis-custard

or shove your knob in a conference

tell them you come in dis-pear

Dave Henshall

just go wearing a pair of boxer shorts - tell them you're "premature ejaculation", what they go ????!!!!! say... "i've just come in my pants"!!!

Big Will_

Go in your dressing gown and flip flops and claim you're jesus.

The Sludge

how about one of the chracters from Little Brittain.....

GARETH T

i see alot of people missed the "pop star" bit

some good ideas though,, i fancy going as jaykay, big hat, big fluffy coat and stuff!

GARETH T

just had an email,, she changed the party plans so now i can go as anything!

can anyone help,, ages ago, i seen a costume that that looked like your was holding a monkey in a cage? anyone ever seen it?

i got a feeling spiky posted it,, but not 100%

Fudgey

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why not just take spikey in a cage??

he will fit

GARETH T

job done

SteveW

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PMSL

go as otto off the simpsons, just paint yourself yellow, job done