why are some people just too stupid?
21-09-2007, 04:40 PM
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why are some people just too stupid?
driving along in south london today at about 4 mph and this bloke steps into the road
i thought he'd let me by before crossing, but no
looking straight at me he starts to walk across the road in front of the van, so i kept going, and so did he
and now he was in front of the and i was still going and he was still looking at me and i was still looking at him
then he's rubbing across the front of the van as he carrys on walking in front of the van
and then he was almost riding on top of the bumper
and i thought "sod giving him a free lift, i ain't no fucking bus and he sure as shit ain't flashed his oyster card" so i tapped the brakes
he was still looking at me as he slid out of view, and then he carried on walking, still looking at me
i thought he'd let me by before crossing, but no
looking straight at me he starts to walk across the road in front of the van, so i kept going, and so did he
and now he was in front of the and i was still going and he was still looking at me and i was still looking at him
then he's rubbing across the front of the van as he carrys on walking in front of the van
and then he was almost riding on top of the bumper
and i thought "sod giving him a free lift, i ain't no fucking bus and he sure as shit ain't flashed his oyster card" so i tapped the brakes
he was still looking at me as he slid out of view, and then he carried on walking, still looking at me
21-09-2007, 05:29 PM
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I always try and miss these type of shit head pedestrians by as little as possible, to make them crap their pants a bit. Mind you, ive come pretty close to clipping a few with the mirror and have actually crapped my pants on a couple of occasions! You just need to try and judge it just right. 
You just need to try and judge it just right.
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21-09-2007, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by jacko
idd of pulled in front of the dick and blocked his path and kept going forward and back till he was pissed off
21-09-2007, 08:51 PM
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whats with people in london doing this?i was in a coach heading for le mans a few years back and we hit someone who just strutted into the road,she later died.not bloody nice,as she was under the rear wheel of the bus when i looked out the window and saw her! 
21-09-2007, 10:17 PM
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was driving thru the city yesterday and EVERYONE walked out in front of me!!!!
im in a big loud YELLOW M3, how can you miss that!!!!!!!
im in a big loud YELLOW M3, how can you miss that!!!!!!!
21-09-2007, 10:35 PM
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Was you in New Cross? People there just walk out into the road really really scary! You would think the great big green P on the front of my car would put them off but no, they step out in front of me anyway!
21-09-2007, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by big_wig_074
whats with people in london doing this?i was in a coach heading for le mans a few years back and we hit someone who just strutted into the road,she later died.not bloody nice,as she was under the rear wheel of the bus when i looked out the window and saw her!
my mate knocked a girl sparko with his bus while pulling up to a bus stop
she didn't hear it coming as the engine is at the back, which is why you have to drive with your lights on as people will spot the lights on but will ignore a bog fuck off 35 foot long double decker bus
21-09-2007, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by blahblahcarsblah
Was you in New Cross? People there just walk out into the road really really scary! You would think the great big green P on the front of my car would put them off but no, they step out in front of me anyway!
21-09-2007, 11:30 PM
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lol not that shocking it is J walking central! I think they have turned it into a sport there; too see how long people can go with out getting knocked down! Hate driving in that area!
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