GUZZLER

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theres a good mapper in Germany called Helmut Cock

Billabong

Also had an American colleague called Chuck (Charles) Seaman

biscuittin

we have a customer at the garage where i work called
mr fullalove ,
he just got married and to his partners surname
there is a bloke in the village near me called
beverly jobbings

xr2i-carl

some of these are fookin quality

surely there not ALL real?

st_owner100

A colleague of mine where I worked on placement was called Dick Wood. He was the first person I met on my first day, I introduced myself to him and found it very hard to keep a straight face when he told me his name

Turboboy67

Couple of old People in the village

Mary Hinge and Betty Swollocks

Cheers

749steve

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my lasses ex husband used to be called
JASON NUTTER
before he changed his name
and no he isnt hes just a knob

Jamz

Almost forgot, Bob Basted Car Sales

http://www.bobbastedcarsales.co.uk

Karl 3dr

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We have a guy who has his car repaired at our place called mr Brownsword.

And another called mr. A. Nall

big-dirty-dog

chris peacock

RobL

my mates girlfriends brother goes out with a girl named sky walker

focus st2

Where i used to live before the old guy living next door was called willie lowe.

B16

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We have a girl at work who's name is Tracey Lacey

COMEDY DAN

Used to be a cleaner that worked at the local gym called

Jerguss Cockershmit

COMEDY DAN

philc

good friend of mine is called paul ennis. reads as p.ennis
friend had a training course run by a guy called richard rage

Nick.

A dentist down the road from me is called

Dr P.R.Ingle

and yes its true

Thrush

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Honest to god we had a customer at work called Mr P RICK, and honestly he even signed his name on my paper work with the P right close the RICK so it blatently said PRICK

philram

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a friends uncle is called wilf anchor, so becomes mr w.anchor

suppose dick johnson is funny in the usa, were johnson means dick aswell.

Benni

For the first 2 months in college I was known as Ben Down. Then my real second name slipped out.

oakey dokey

i work with a bloke called darren didcock!

R5FORD

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i met a guy at a show, he was foreign of caorse his name was.. Pencel Dickin

no lie

Moonstone Steve.

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I did a job for a guy called Harry Monk a couple of weeks back.

Steve

Smiggy

There is a sales manager who works for Arnold Clark called Roch Starrs. We met him once when we were buying a car. I actually didn't believe him.

The Youth.

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I went to school with a lad called blue wood, turned into a right wrong un aswell.. like most of my school!!!

steve

jacko

i know an old bloke called Donald Duck and a lad i know his aunt is called Teana Peas

angel24

Know of a guy called Reece Bray,
& my old R.E teacher was Mr Condom.

jonesymk2

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i went to school with a lad called Andrew Pratt so it came out A Pratt

GARETH T

the porsche/ferrari dealer in cardiff swindon is part of the dick lovett group always makes me laugh aswell


a friend of mine mother is called ANNE INCH and she married into that name

Cawood

when i was 17 n was an office junior, a customer rang up, n just said "Hi its Dick Edwards"

he said his name proper fast n it just sounded like he said "its dickhead here"

asked him to repeat his name cos i dint have a clue then i just started pissing me self laughing. felt well bad after i just laughed at him n bricked it cos i thought my boss was gonna kick my arse

best real name i've ever heard

arch

My cousins last name is Spruce, he married a bird called Tresa Green! Now she is Tresa Spruce.

Dad had a mate surname of Lation, he married a bird called Jacqueline (Jackie for short).

Dealt with a lad called Dwayne Pipe, thought he was trying to pull a fast one but no, poor kid!

smokey

Guys at work called Jonothan Pratt and Andy Cox..

JayKay

My surnames King too, although fortunately not Joseph/Joe as a forename I was lucky I got John instead but my cousins called...."Lee King" which always gets a laugh

Martin-Hadland

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I have a mate called Terry Bull

PeterD

i know of a woman called Gay Cox, and a guy who lives in a place called Peiness up north

foreverwhite

Daniel Gleebits

(Dan)

cfoster

A friend of mine is called Rob Small and he's a goalkeeper for our local team. On the back of his shirt it obviously says 'Small', and being a keeper he is number '1', thus reading Small 1 on his shirt!!!! Spose ya gotta see it to find the funny side!!!

focusbird

My surname when I was married was BEAVER, so changed it back to my maiden name the minute I was divorced

My ex is A BEAVER.

Was once interviewed for a job by a Patricia Mycock, nearly choked when she said "just call me Pat"

A friend of mine worked for a Mr Wuff.

Did a job for a Mr Randol Cockshoot yesterday

Blakeya

My Mum used to work with a chap called Richard Urin (Dick Urin)

Unfortunate but true!!!
Andy

fraser9764

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i had a teacher geography teacher at school called peter prain, read P. Brain on your school reports, even made my mum laugh!