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Old 31-08-2007, 10:47 AM
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Default Things to pour into an engine for the fun of it.......

I need some ideas of funny things to put into the engine via the oil filler hole on my scrap motor while its running tomorrow before I weigh it in (sand, bubble bath, etc etc)

The best suggestion wins a thankyou, but I will video it

Get your ideas up
Old 31-08-2007, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by silky16v
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Excellent idea, how about I mutilate my fingers and put them in bit by bit
Old 31-08-2007, 10:50 AM
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If your weighing it in Concrete would be my choice.
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Originally Posted by Nash
If your weighing it in Concrete would be my choice.
Now thats an idea - I have a bag of quick setting cement I could pour in with a bit of sand - wonder if the crank would mix it up nicely
Old 31-08-2007, 10:51 AM
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fairy liquid mixed with bold washing powder... and water...

or paint.... big tin of gloss white paint...haha
Old 31-08-2007, 10:52 AM
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Stella? Bubble/chewing gum? Piss in it?
Old 31-08-2007, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Originally Posted by Nash
If your weighing it in Concrete would be my choice.
Now thats an idea - I have a bag of quick setting cement I could pour in with a bit of sand - wonder if the crank would mix it up nicely
That has to be the winner
Old 31-08-2007, 10:56 AM
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Old 31-08-2007, 11:00 AM
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If your weighing it in Concrete would be my choice.
Now thats an idea - I have a bag of quick setting cement I could pour in with a bit of sand - wonder if the crank would mix it up nicely
That has to be the winner

I agree - tomorrows fun will be running a diesel engine on sand and cement

I may also put fairy liquid into the headertank for a bit of a foam party
Old 31-08-2007, 11:04 AM
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would it not be more entertaining to stick shit down the inlet instead of pouring it in the oil filler?

stavros done this to his volvo and it just stopped working...

water int he inlet and you get hydraulic lock, a fucking bang, and a big hole in the block lol

plus fairy might shoot bubbles out the exhaust
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Originally Posted by Graceland
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Excellent idea, how about I mutilate my fingers and put them in bit by bit
you said it would be superb idea at least it'll keep you away from messing about with cars (and fuking them up in the process)
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Originally Posted by Dan@FastFord
would it not be more entertaining to stick shit down the inlet instead of pouring it in the oil filler?

stavros done this to his volvo and it just stopped working...

water int he inlet and you get hydraulic lock, a fucking bang, and a big hole in the block lol

plus fairy might shoot bubbles out the exhaust
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fairy liquid into the inlet
Old 31-08-2007, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by biglee
fairy liquid mixed with bold washing powder... and water...
i think thats the best idea
Old 31-08-2007, 11:07 AM
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I still like the idea of a crank mixing cement
Old 31-08-2007, 11:12 AM
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I just remembered, Mythbusters put all sorts of crap into an engine/petrol tank/inlet and it ran for ages!
Sugar in the tank was one, Im sure they put some coins in the inlet too, or something similar
Old 31-08-2007, 11:18 AM
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sugar is rubbish really.

bleach in the oil cap is the only really effective way.

breaks down the oil, engine dies a slow but bad death.

i filled an engine to the brim with water thru the oil filler, was a bit rubbish in all honesty, tho it did fuck things good and managed to even come out the inlet after a while
Old 31-08-2007, 11:18 AM
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Bicarbonate of soda and water. It'll go everywhere
Old 31-08-2007, 11:19 AM
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Anything else usefull to pour in Steve?
Old 31-08-2007, 11:39 AM
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Get Radders over so he can space dock your filler cap
Old 31-08-2007, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by BillyCabrio
Get Radders over so he can space dock your filler cap
That had been thought of already - taking a dump into the filler cap hole
Old 31-08-2007, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by BillyCabrio
Get Radders over so he can space dock your filler cap
Old 31-08-2007, 12:16 PM
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Coca Cola and Mentos!
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a load of lime juice and then a bottle of baileys - concrete mixer
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Cockles, squid and garnish with thyme
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drain the engine oil out and fill it with diesel,then run it on hi revs it eventully knocks its self to bits ............ i done that with a old nova very fun
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Waste of good diesel that

cooking oil anyone?
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pour a load of coca cola in and then throw in a packet of soft mints (unwrapped, obviously ) and watch it explode
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Gonna need videos of this!!!






























Maybe not of radders space docking
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cement
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your bollox!!! it will go absolutely nuts
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Originally Posted by indycos
your bollox!!! it will go absolutely nuts


ouch
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Expandable foam..

See how long the engine will turn over for
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Originally Posted by Nick.
Expandable foam..

See how long the engine will turn over for
Brilliant

Drain oil, fill sump with foam and run engine
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Originally Posted by Graceland
Originally Posted by Nick.
Expandable foam..

See how long the engine will turn over for
Brilliant

Drain oil, fill sump with foam and run engine
it won't start - you need to do something while it's running


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