Ideas for "Out of Office" responses

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30-09-2004, 02:49 PM

Nath

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Ideas for "Out of Office" responses

Suggestions for next time your out of the office and need to set up
an Auto-Reply e-mail
*********************

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail
to get the position.
Be prepared for my mood.

*********************

I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you

*********************

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything
at all.

*********************

Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
removed so that I may be promoted to management

*********************

I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send
me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your
mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

*********************

Thank you for your email.
Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and
£1.99 for each additional word in your message.

*********************

The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.

(The beauty of this one is that when you return, you can see how many
in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

*********************

Thank you for your message, which has been added to an email queueing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks and 3 days.

*********************

Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

*********************

I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

*********************

Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your
PC for my response.

*********************

Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Please don't
bother to leave me any messages.

*********************

I've run away to join a different circus.

*********************

AND, FINALLY, ABSOLUTELY THE BEST....

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.'