Can anyone remember the rules for a hire car that were posted on here a while back??

It was stuff like the handbrake can only be used for turning round and that they dont need oil or water. Cltch must only be engaged for stopping and starting etc etc etc.

CheeRS

 

Me & my mate kiiled a new 53 plate focus in 15mins, clutch & gearbox

Then they give us a Ka & we killed that

Never payed for the damage though, but saying that we carn't hire from them anymore. Easyjet next Merc A class

 

I ain't givin you any of my hire cars then!

We've been pretty lucky, haven't had a car trashed yet, (emphasise the YET! )

Mate of mine did a humpback bridge at 70 and totalled the suspension on a Punto, didn't pay a penny either

 

Anyone see that jackass episode when the hired a car and entered it in a demolition derby

 

 

how do you break a focus in 15 minutes, i gave my company car unadulterated death for 14 months and it was still fine???!!1

 

i saw a new fiesta in Ford that had fucked the clutch.. it had done less than 600 miles.. the drive plate was MULLERED and the pressure plate had a big crack in it and was blue! new ford clutches appear to be made by sachs as well didnt know that!

 

I had a brand new S reg Escort 1.6 as a courtesy car, done 15miles...

Went back 7 days later with 600miles on it, 2 bald tyres and a popped drive shafts Then they gave me a Mirca 1.0 That took 2 weeks of abuse and still worked fine

 

Had a 1.4LS Astra hire car when I was 17, had 7 miles on the cloock and no oil in the engine, done it the world of good

 

5th to 1st a few times, followed by a burn out, then flat out in 5th & go into reverse

 

I remember that...
Funny as fook!!!!