walking to work this morning i noticed a dead duck in the grounds of the local peugoet sales court

it looked whole n freshly dead, no tyre marks or anything

maybe it just passed away mid flight n hit the deck

can i pick it up on the way home n eat it?

i love duck but its fecking expensive

 

yeah do it

 

did it contract Asian bird flu and die mid flight

 

i'll check it on way back, smell it n see if it smells of vindaloo

 

he could be a bombay badboy

 

PMSL

All round yours tonight fella for duck -

il bring Veronica and a bottle of Lambrini.

 

we could always spit-roast veronica instead if the ducks no good

 

safe as houses she wont dissapoint.


Tell you what though fella you take her il have the bird, could do with something a little more firmer

Nevr know i might even kick start the lil birds ticker again....

 

you nutter Cawood

 

If it was on a forecourt then there wouldnt be skid marks anyway